LIGHTSPEED CHAMPION is on the throne for "Madame Van Damme."

THE FALL is advance streaming Your Future, Our Clutter.

DR. DOG did the four free songs thing for Daytrotter.

FREELANCE WHALES also did the four free songs thing for Daytrotter. (Or you can pay a little for lossless audio.)

HEAR RECORD STORE DAY TRACKS from Bon Iver, Of Montreal, Blonde Redhead, Rolling Stones, and more, rounded up and linked by Pitchfork.

STEVE MILLER: "The Joker," live on the Midnight Special.

RUFUS WAINWRIGHT (and his musical family) get an in-depth profile from New York magazine.

40 BETTER REASONS TO GET EXCITED ABOUT MUSIC than you will find in Rolling Stone, via Flavorpill.

WHY MUSIC CRITICISM IS IMPORTANT, via The Quietus.

ADAM ANT pops out of the "Where Are They Now?" file, including a planned tribute to the late Malcolm McLaren.

SANDRA BULLOCK is expected to resurface and file for divorce from Jesse James later this week.

STEVEN SEAGAL: Two more women have come forward claiming Seagal made unwanted sexual advances toward them while they worked for the actor ... but Seagal's lawyer tells a very different story.

LINDSAY LOHAN's stage mom Dina goes on the record about Li-Lo's reported financial troubles.

LARRY KING: Was soon-to-be ex No. 7 a gold-digger? Did she accuse him of having an affair with her sister? Did she cheat on King with a former Little League coach? Why can't King make his show this interesting?

HEATHER LOCKLEAR was arrested for hit-and-run last Saturday.

TARA REID calls off her wedding planned for next month.

ROBERT DOWNEY, JR: The Wizard of Oz?

MEN IN BLACK 3-D is ready to roll with Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones.

THE 25 BEST MOVIE REMAKES, according to Moviefone.

IRAN is increasing its paramilitary Qods force operatives in Venezuela while covertly continuing supplies of weapons and explosives to Taliban and other insurgents in Afghanistan and Iraq, according to the Pentagon's first report to Congress on Tehran's military.  General James Cartwright said the US will not stop the Iranian nuclear weapons program without "boots on the ground." The Revolutionary Guards will stage a three-day military exercise in the Strait of Hormuz this weekend. Turkey offered to mediate between the West and Iran.

CHANDI the DANCING DOG, courtesy of Britain's Got Talent.

A CHIHUAHUA MIX was shot and killed by an Ohio police officer -- but it took three slugs to bring him down; a tazer had no effect.

SILLY OLD BEAR gets his head stuck in a milk can.

COWS ON TREADMILLS could produce six percent of the world's power.

HALF-ROOSTER, HALF-HEN: Don't know how I missed this.

PONIES stare unamazed as the the Eyjafjallajökull eruption continued.