BAND OF HORSES: "Knock Knock" has a vintage Wild Kingdom vibe.

BOB MOULD is advance streaming Silver Age.

JENS LEKMAN is advance streaming I Know What Love Isn't.

THE FRESH & ONLYS are advance streaming Long Slow Dance.

DIAMOND RINGS preview songs from their upcoming release on Morning Becomes Eclectic.

CAT POWER gets a fancy cover story at Pitchfork.

THE XX talk to Pitchfork about their unexpectedly excitable fans, the eternally cool Sade, and how they arrived at their next-to-nothing aesthetic.

SHARON VAN ETTEN talks to the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame about life on the road, why she loves playing in New York City and what people can expect of her live performances. (Thx, LHB.)

HALL & OATES killed a Super-PAC.

PRINCE HARRY's naked romp in Las Vegas was caught on video, according to RadarOnline.

LINDSAY LOHAN will not be prosecuted by the L.A. County District Attorney for stealing more than 100K worth of watches and sunglasses from a Hollywood Hills home; the D.A. has rejected the case.

ROBERT PATTINSON is reportedly selling the home he shared with Kristen Stewart, while agreeing to a face-to-face meeting with her.

KATIE HOLMES will be keeping "millions of dollars in jewelry, designer handbags and other gifts" given to her by Tom Cruise during the course of their marriage, according to RadarOnline.

OPRAH returns to the top of the Forbes Highest-Paid Celebrities list.

RUSSELL BRAND dumped his girlfriend for fmr Spice Girl Geri Halliwell.

CARLY RAE JEPSEN split from the man who inspired her hit, “Call Me Maybe.” Aw.

THE UNITED STATES: Military officials disciplined four US Army officers and two enlisted soldiers for the burning of at least four Korans in Afghanistan, although the investigation found the burning had occurred without "malicious intent" or disrespect.

SAUDI ARABIA has gone on the offensive against Iran to protect its interests.

SYRIA: Western states worked with Turkey to establish buffer zones within Syria. French President Hollande warned Syria's use of chemical weapons would be a legitimate justification for military intervention. Heavy fighting shifted back to Damascus.

NELLIE, the Talking Otter.

A BABY BELUGA WHALE born at Chicago's Shedd Aquarium remains under 24-hour observation after already reaching several health milestones in its first day of life.

THE ESSEX LION: A couple who claimed to have seen an animal which looked like a lion in an Essex field have said they believe the creature is still at large.

A GIANT PANDA birthday parties at the Vienna Zoo.