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GUIDED BY VOICES brings Funnie Or Die in to spoof Simon & Garfunkel in the video for "Bad Love Is Easy To Do."

JACK WHITE is advance streaming Lazaretto via iTunes.

KASABIAN is streaming 48:13 via iTunes.

CRAFT SPELLS advance streams Nausea.

MICHAEL STIPE talks and drops new music at Salon.

JEFF TWEEDY has formed a band with his son, Spencer; Scott McCaughey plays keyboards. They drop “I’ll Sing It,” ahead of Sukierae.

BOB MOULD talks to NPR about his beautiful, ruinous life in Punk.

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN:  Born In The U.S.A. turns 30. Get Off My Lawn.

DON HENLEY is feuding with Okkervil River and Frank Ocean.

JUSTIN BIEBER did a horribly racist version of his own song 5 years ago.

KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN is pregnant again and expecting her third child with longtime love Scott Disick later this year.

GWYNETH PALTROW thinks water has feelings.

NAOMI WATTS joins the Divergent franchise.

CAMERON DIAZ & BENJI MADDEN: Caught canoodling on camera.

ROBERT PATTINSON is not Indiana Jones.

STAR WARS: ESPISODE VII director J.J. Abrams drops his own spoiler pic.

JUPITER DESCENDING? At the 11th hour, Lana and Andy Wachowski's sci-fi epic Jupiter Ascending, starring Channing Tatum and Mila Kunis, is being pushed back from July 18 to Feb. 6, 2015.

THIS DOG will break your heart in six seconds.

A NEWLY-DISCOVERED FISH has an anus right behind its head.

THE SHEEP World Cup.

VULTURES move in on lobbyists in Washington DC.