CINCO DE MAYO STARTS HERE: 

...with LOS LOBOS: "I Got Loaded" (with an added snippet of "Turn On Your Lovelight") from their fabulous first full-lengther, How Will the Wolf Survive? "Don't Worry Baby," "Evangeline," "Our Last Night," and "A Matter of Time" were on that album, too.

PEE WEE HERMAN: "Tequila." Obvs.

HERB ALPERT & THE TIJUANA BRASS: Rare video of "A Taste of Honey" from 1967.

CHEAP TRICK brings you the Mariachi mash-up of "Surrender."

JIMMY BUFFETT: Margaritaville. Obvs.

LIZ PHAIR: "Cinco de Mayo." Obvs.

RY COODER advance streams The Prodigal Son.

SARAH LOUISE advance streams Deeper Woods.

WAJATTA advance streams Casual High Technology.

NELLY McKAY covers the late Bob Dorough's "Small Day Tomorrow."

FUTURE ISLANDS shares "Calliope."

CELINE DION... and Deadpool.

THE HOUSEMARTINS: It's "Happy Hour" again.

NEKO CASE talks to Pitchfork about her new LP, her house fire, feminism, etc.

LIZ PHAIR is not your feminist spokesmodel.

ABBA "hit me like a revelation, the way others find truth in a Charlie Kaufman movie or a 9/11 conspiracy theory."

THE NUMBER ONES looks at the Four Seasons' falsetto-laden doo-wop nugget "Sherry."

NOW SHOWING: This weekend's wide releases include Bad Samaritan, which is currently scoring 60 percent on the ol' Tomatomter; the reimagining of Overboard, currently scoring xx percent; and Tully, scoring 91 percent.

BILL COSBY and ROMAN POLANSKI have been expelled from The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences.

MEGHAN MARKLE, contra some reports, will have both of her parents with her at her royal wedding to Prince Harry in almost two weeks.

CHARLIE ROSE's misconduct was far more widespead than previously known.

RIC OCASEK & PAULINA PORIZKOVA are separated after 28 years together.

RYAN REYNOLDS struggles with anxiety.

TIM ALLEN's Last Man Standing is returning on Fox.

RHIANNA talks to Vogue about Drake, turning 30, keeping it real, etc.

KANGAROOS hopped up on carrots are attacking tourists Down Under.

THE DOGNAPPING of Kid Boots Ace.

WHY DID THE DUCKLINGS CROSS THE ROAD? It was a life-or-death matter.

A SPIDER with the face of a happy old man.