BUT I HAVE A FEW THURSDAY THINGS ANYWAY.

MOUNTAIN GOATS: John Darnielle choreographs Ace of Base's "The Sign." (Language warning) A perennial fave.

BUCK MEEK visits World Cafe.

THE NUMBER ONES looks at Phil Collins' adult-contempo cover of the Mindbenders' British Invasion oldie "A Groovy Kind Of Love."

PATRICK WILSON & VERA FARMIGA gave a delightfully weird interview about The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It.

THE ROYALS:  Documents shed light on the Queen's ongoing exemption from race and sex discrimination laws. And the Palace responds.

BENNIFER: They're all over each other.

ANGELINA JOLIE is not happy with the court's decision to award Brad Pitt joint custody of their children.

MATTHEW PERRY and fiancée Molly Hurwitz are going their separate ways.

DAVID SPADE will be a guest host of The Bachelor in Paradise.

CHRISTINA HENDRICKS: The star of Good Girls discusses Mad Men, sexual harassment and squaring her glamorous reputation with her ‘weird, goofy' personality.

JODIE FOSTER is getting a special honor at this year's Cannes Film Festival.

FROM DEALS TO DECOUPLING: Is the China-Hollywood Romance Officially Over?

A CAT, talking in her sleep.

COWS stop a long car chase in Wisconsin.

ONE PENGUIN sharing the love.