ARCTIC MONKEYS drop a video for "The Hellcat Spangled Shalalala."

NEW RELEASES from They Might Be Giants, Crystal Antlers, Theophillis London, Mountain Man, Amy LaVere, Shonen Knife and more are streaming this week at Spinner.

JOE BOYD & ROBYN HITCHCOCK played a Tiny Desk Concert at the offices of NPR.

RELEASE THE SUNBIRD, a side project from Zach Rogue (Rogue Wave) is advance streaminbg Come Back to Us.

STEPHEN MALKMUS & THE JICKS: Live in Portland, January 10, 2007.

BJORK drops "Cosmogony" from her Biophilia LP/app/thingy.

CRIMSON & CLOVER: EMA and Zola Jesus (who both played Pitchfest) stumble through the Tommy James classic that makes up your Twofer Tuesday. BONUS: Joan Jett.

THE DECEMBERISTS: Chris Funk talks to ChartAttack about why the band is so fascinated with "folk" music and why their LP constantly gets called "Americana," when it's kiiiiiinda not.

THE WHO: Pete Townshend is "almost stone deaf" according to roger Daltey.

NICOLE ATKINS talks to Crawdaddy about finally making the album that she wanted to make.

25 ESSENTIAL EPONYMOUS ALBUMS, according to the Houston Press. (Thx, LHB.)

CHARLIE SHEEN's "Anger Management" sitcom is a go at Lionsgate, but still has no network or writer attached.

JENNIFER LOPEZ & MARC ANTHONY are getting divorced after months of arguing, but are still doing a reality show together.

JUSTIN BIEBER & SELENA GOMEZ crashed a swank wedding in Malibu.

TIGER WOODS: Ex-mistress Rachel Uchitel has given the golfer back most of the settlement money he paid her ... and is now preparing to sue Gloria Allred, the lawyer who struck the deal, alleging Gloria sold her out for money.

DAVID DUCHOVNY & TEA LEONI: Together again?

KEVIN COSTNER is in negotiations to join Quentin Tarantino's Sergio Leone-style spaghetti western, Django Unchained.

EMMA WATSON will reportedly star in a version of Beauty and the Beast directed by Guillermo del Toro.

THE DARK KNIGHT RISES teaser trailer is online.

TERROR in the USA: The trial of Mohammed Wali Zazi began in NYC. Mohammed is the father of Najibullah Zazi, who pled guilty to training at al Qaeda camps and plotting to carry out suicide attacks in NYC subways.

TERROR in RUSSIA: Federal Security Service director Alexander Bortnikov told Pres Medvedev in televised comments that authorities had averted a "large terrorist attack" in the Moscow area by militants armed with homemade bombs and other weapons.

YEMEN: Even as antigovernment protesters struggled to revitalize their movement, sketching somewhat shaky plans over the weekend for a transitional government, they produced a show of their core strength, taking to the streets in huge numbers on Sunday to protest the rule of Pres Saleh. Yemeni tribes have joined government forces to battle al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula in the city of Zinjibar in Abyan. The Joint Meeting Party accused Iran of backing the Shia Houthi rebels in Al Jawf province.

AFGHANISTAN: A Taliban suicide assault team killed a key adviser to President Karzai and a member of the Afghan parliament in an attack in Kabul. Gen. Petraeus relinquished his command of US and NATO troops in Afghanistan on Monday.

IRAQ wants the United States to supply several thousand trainers for its military but is unlikely to ask Washington to extend its troop presence beyond a year-end deadline, Iraqi security and political sources say.

BABY SLOTH yawns, nods off. It is a hot summer.

A MYSTERY SHEEP ran wild through the streets of central Wellington before it was apprehended by police, who took the animal to cells in the back of a patrol car. Was it a dream or a dud?

THE WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS BIRD had the Denver Zoo on lcokdown.

SPERM WHALES may have names.

EXCUSE ME, is that a snake in your sock, or...