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Star Wars, Hank Williams, Mena Suvari, Milbloggers and more...   Printer-friendly page   Send this story to someone
Friday, May 13, 2005 - 08:00 AM
Posted by: kbade

Karl

THE WEEKEND STARTS HERE:

REVENGE OF THE SITH: As some of you learned, I attended the advance screening Thursday night. There will be no spoilers in this first part of my review; if you want those, you'll have to click the "Read more" link at the bottom of today's entry.

First, for those that don't know, I am more of a Star Wars fan than most, having seen each of the series o­n opening day. That includes the original, to which I was taken by my dad and o­ne of his independent contarctors, at the Edens Plaza theater, which no longer exists. Nevertheless, I was not standing in line for this weeks in advance like Steve Lorenzo. Nor did I spend 500 bucks for my ticket, though the Children's Hospital in Chicago is certainly a worthy cause. Indeed, I am not even as big a Star Wars geek as the people seated o­n either side of me in the theater Thursday night, which did wonders for my self-esteem.

Second, everyone got a fair amount of swag for the buck. The preshow at the Adler Planetarium was well-staged, with Vader, stormtroopers (both early and late designs), Imperial officers, Jango and Boba Fett, sandpeople, etc. Widescreen flat-panel displays looped scenes from all six movies, stations allowed kids to play each other at Star Wars videogames, and there was plenty of food catered by Wolfgang Puck, who also attended. A number of collectibles were raffled off (none for me, alas).

Trolleys whisked you to the theater, where you got a bottle of water or soda, a bag of popcorn and an additional bag of tchotchkes: a bag of Jedi Peanut M&Ms (now eaten); a bag of Dark Side Plain M&Ms (now eaten); a tube of M&M minis with Star Wars head dispenser (mine is Chewbacca) and a refill for same; a wind-up toy (mine is Yoda); SW: ROTS trading cards; a Star Wars: Empire comic book; a film tin of jelly beans (not eaten... yet); packs of Doublemint and Juicy Fruit gum (Chicago is the Wrigley City) and an admission ticket for "Sonicvision" -- see your music at the Ad-ler Plan-e-tar-i-um!

Oh yeah, there was a movie, too. If you have read any of the other advance reviews, you know the consensus is that Episode III is better than the last two. I wholeheartedly agree. Indeed, while my opinion might change when I have more distance, I am tempted to agree that it is the third-best of the series, as it has very little of the saccarine quality of Return of the Jedi. There are a couple of cute moments with R2-D2 at the outset of Episode III, but there are no cutsey Ewoks (which, btw, are not so named in ROTJ; we know what they are called from the marketing) and you will miss Jar-Jar Binks if you blink at the right moment. Episode III is as dark or darker than The Empire Strikes Back, though I'll discuss that and more in the aptly-named in the "more" section....

FLASHBACK: Sylvia Hauser's rescued greyhound is in the hospital. Although he's currently doing better than she expected, you might consider putting in a kind word with your deity (if you have o­ne) for ol' Flash.

FRIDAY TIMEWASTER DELUXE, courtesy of Sylvia, is Addictive Games.

RILO KILEY frontwoman Jenny Smith is blurbed about her forthcoming solo album in Rolling Stone, along with Rilo Kiley's tour schedule.

ON THE PITCHFORK: Neko Case tour dates. ALSO: A rave for the reissue of Gang of Four's Entertainment! and a lukewarm review of the Lucinda Williams live set.

ONEIDA: Stereogum calls the band's newest, The Wedding, "this year's most compelling neo-psych record." He also offers a download of o­ne track, "The Eiger," as well as the song that may have inspired it -- the Left Banke's "Walk Away, Renee" (which I used to play o­n the radio Saturday mornings to annoy Craig O'Neill).

SUFJAN STEVENS: The Catbird Seat has more downloads from his forthcoming Illinois album.

MP3 BLOGS: The Tofu Hut has posted an extensive directory of MP3 blogs, categorized by genre. Though short o­n country, you can find, rock, pop, jazz, blues, r&b, reggae, world and even videogame music blogs listed.

PETE DOHERTY UPDATE: The trobled singer and galpal Kate Moss are rumored to be having some sort of marriage-esque blessing ceremony at the Glastonbury music festival.

HANK WILLIAMS, SR. looks to be getting a museum in the Pure Oil service station where a chauffeur discovered his death.

DELTA MOON: Back in the day of The Brains, Tom Gray scored a hit when Cyndi Lauper covered his song "Money Changes Everything." His new band is moving more toward the sound of Emmylou Harris.

HARRY SHEARER blogs a bit o­n CNN: The Most Trusted Name in Fun.

FOCUS GROUPING THE NEWS? The Chicago Tribune solicits opinions from an o­nline focus group that allows its members to see and comment o­n parts of the paper (phots, layouts and headlines, but not text) before publication.

PENTHOUSE CLEANS ITSELF UP, but just a little.

THE REV. JESSE JACKSON has renewed his call for radio stations to "draw the line o­n dignity" and somehow managed to connect the issue of vulgarity in hip-hop to the renewal of the 1965 Voting Rights Act. Jackson also said black people need to take more responsibility for their own lives. "We need to respect ourselves. We must maintain our own dignity."

CATS: They are outlawed in NYC, but a designer breed called the Savannah, which can cost from $4,000 to $10,000, are the new "it" feline. Too bad The New York Times got the cute title wrong.

CLASSROOM CLICKERS allow teachers to pose questions and get immediate feedback from the entire class, and none of the students need to worry about exposing their ignorance.

CAMPAIGN FINANCE REFORM: Ryan Sager notes that "a smattering of Democrats and liberal activists are slowly coming to the conclusion that maybe it wasn't such a good idea to let the government decide who can and cannot engage in political speech." Campaign finance reform almost always favors the incumbents who pass it.

YAHOO! MUSIC: Industry observers question how the new music rental service jibes with Yahoo's prior purchase of Musicmatch.

WHAT'S NEXT IN DIGITAL ENTERTAINMENT? USA Today assembled a panel of some of the industry's most influential players -- including Public Enemy's Chuck D -- to talk about what's ahead.

MICROSOFT: The BBC has a two-part piece o­n challenges facing the software giant and the company's strategies for the future.

MENA SUVARI: The 26 year-old actress is getting divorced from 42 year-old cinematographer Robert Brinkmann, citing irreconcilable differences. Some may speculate that the age difference is a factor; I say he finally complained about the glare from her giant alien forehead.

LINDSAY LOHAN denies she's anorexic, saying that she's just been o­n a diet. No word o­n whether that diet involves throwing up meals.

KIERA KNIGHTLEY admits she used a butt double for The Jacket because she did not have time to train after shooting another version of Pride and Prejudice.

BOX OFFICE BLUES A MYTH? Although some have noted lackluster biz at the cinema this season, Variety notes that movies are performing o­n average much better than the 2004 crop, o­nce you exclude The Passion of the Christ. This year's figures have yet to account for the power of the Force.

WHO YOU GONNA CALL? Alamo City Paranormal in San Antonio, among others.

PLASTIC RADIOS: Why? Because I like them!

SCIENTOLOGY is facing competition from Fictionology, according to The o­nion.

HAND GESTURES lead to better story-telling, according to research at the University of Alberta. Insert your ethnically-insensitive Italian joke here.

MILBLOGGERS -- including a few I've linked from time to time -- are the subject of a feature in USA Today.

IRAN: France, Germany and Great Britain say Iran could face serious consequences if Tehran follows through o­n a threat to resume processing uranium for nuclear fuel. The tough talk is supported in Washington, natch. Of course, "serious consequences" were promised, but not delivered, by the U.N. if Saddam Hussein did not verifiably disarm himself. At this point, the "serious consequences" might be seeking U.N. sanctions, which the West may not be able to get past Russia or China.

OIL-FOR-FOOD SCANDAL: The Independent has Cliffs Notes for those new to the story. Claudia Rosett, who was o­n this story from the very beginning, advances the story, based o­n the Senate investigation.

BASEBALL: Scientists studying the sport find that children cannot hit or catch slow balls because their brains are not wired to handle slow motion. An article at American Scientist breaks down the physics of the game -- the Magnus force of a spinning pitch, and so o­n, with plenty of visual aids.

SEN. HILLARY CLINTON AND NEWT GINGRICH joined cheerfully yesterday to promote legislation o­n healthcare changes, as two polarizing potential presidential candidates pretend to move toward the center of American politics.

EXTREME IRONING: I'm not kidding, but the Extreme Ironing Bureau may be.

FLEXIBLE CONCRETE: What will they think of next?

EXOTIC NAMES are associated with trouble later in life for black children, though it's unclear as to the extent to which this reflects o­n the parent(s) or the perceptions of others, or both.

MORE REVENGE OF THE SITH:

I'm not going to do complete spoilage here, but if you are familiar with the original trilogy, you already know a lot about how Episode III has to end, don't you? This is a double-edged lightsaber. On one hand, you know, for example, that certain characters cannot die in Episode III. And Anakin must become Darth Vader. On the other hand, seeing exactly how certain events you know to be predestined unfold can still be a surprise.

Occasionally, it can be more satisfying to the bigger fans. After all, the geeks have waited decades to see one event in particular -- the duel between Obi-Wan and Anakin over the lava floes of Mustafa. As those familiar with the series know, the duel does not end well for Lord Vader and the ensuing scene is the goriest of the movie and the series. Note, however, that the goriest scene is not the most disturbing aspect of the movie. Remember the younglings Yoda was training in Episode II; they do not escape the fate that befalls the Jedi Order.

Speaking of Episode II, if you are sane, you are probably of the opinion that Yoda was the big surprise and scene-stealer. Our little green friend does not disappoint in Episode III. Indeed, I would say the biggest audience reactions (and this was a mixed crowd of fans, society types and children) generally were to some of Yoda's scenes. Although one wonders how such a Jedi master's vision can be so clouded at times, he lacks for nothing in the ass-kicking department. In Episode III, he's given a shot at expendable characters and thus is allowed to use deadly Force.

But there's far more in Episode III than Yoda to catch your attention. This one has even more action than Episode II, with several lightsaber duels and all manner of battles -- spaceship fights, an amphibious assault, cliffhangers, etc. The tragic drama also plays out with enough tension that Lucas's wooden direction and occasionally clunky dialogue does not have time to grate on the senses to the degree it did in Episodes I and II (and I'm not under any illusion that the acting in the original trilogy was at all impressive). Hayden Christensen does better withthe role of Anakin Skywalker than in Episode II, though I suppose that's pretty faint praise.

Genuine praise must be reserved for Ian McDarmid as Chancellor Palpatine and, as we all pretty much knew, the Emperor. He gets to be the seducer of Skywalker into the ways of the Dark Side -- though I shall not tell you his ace card. You get to see how he comes to resemble the Emperor seen in the original trilogy -- though I shall not spoil that either, except to say he gets his chance to show off his Sith skills, including some saber action.

And there are the many small joys for the Star Wars fan as the missing link is put into place. At the end of Episode II, the Flash Gordon-esque art deco-inspired designs of Episode I started giving way as we saw Imperial Cruisers heading off to the Clone War. In Episode III you'll see more familiar designs, as the fighters begin to resemble the X-wings and T.I.E. fighters of the original movie. And (here's one tiny spoiler) the "mouse droids" return -- y'know, like the shoebox-sized bot that Chewbacca scares off on the Death Star in the original? We get to see the Blockade Runner -- the type of ship we first see in the original movie bearing Princess Leia and those plans. The final shot in Episode III is also a wonderful echo (or foreshadowing) of a key shot in the original movie.

Interestingly, it's not clear that all of the loose ends were tied up. The placement of the order for the clone army, so much at the heart of Episode II, is not expressly resolved. Nor is the timeline for the construction of the first Death Star a comfortable fit.

Perhaps that is too much to expect from a space opera. I would like to say that you should go in with that thought very much in mind. Episode III cannot be the obvious mindless fun that the original movie was, as it must end in tragedy, on scales both galactic and personal. Nor can it be the revelation the original was as a moviegoing experience. One of Lucas' legacies is the technology that allows almost anything to be put onscreen, making it nearly impossible for the viewer to be amazed in the way that audiences were in 1977. Nevertheless, I found it to be an entertaining and satisfying conclusion to the saga.

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