TEAM SPIRIT drops a video for the raucous "Jesus, He's Alright."

BRITISH SEA POWER advance streams Machineries Of Joy.

BLEACHED is advance streaming Ride Your Heart.

ONAFUR ARNALDS advance streams For Now I Am Winter.

ALL SONGS CONSIDERED: new tracks from Vampire Weekend, Giant Drag, Savages and more highlight the latest edition.

BLEEDING RAINBOW drops "Oblivion" as an outtake from Yeah Right.

YOUNG GALAXY drops "New Summer" ahead of Ultramarine.

THE CARS played "Touch and Go" on ABC's short-lived Fridays. I remember seeing this when it aired; was a big fan of their Panorama LP.

EDWYN COLLINS talks to Drowned In Sound about the road back from a double brain haemorrhage.

THE KNIFE gets political, according to The Guardian.

VERONICA FALLS: Roxanna Clifford talks to Straight about influences and songwriting.

SPOON, ranked by Stereogum.

LINDSAY LOHAN a homewrecker? Unpossible!

JUSTIN BIEBER allegedly spit in his neighbor's face and threatened to kill him. Bieber pleads youth and stupidity.

ANGELINA JOLIE is sporting a band of gold on her ring finger.

HAYDEN PANETIERRE & WLADIMIR KLITSCHK: Secretly engaged?

JON HAMM is tired of jokes about his impressive anatomy.

SEAN PENN's son inherited a dislike of photographers.

ANDERSON COOPER could replace Matt Lauer on the Today show.

THE WOLVERINE has an international trailer online.

THE UNITED STATES: Abu Khalid Abdul-Latif, a Muslim convert formerly named Joseph Anthony Davis, was sentenced to 18 years in prison for plotting with accomplice Walli Mujahidh to attack a south Seattle military processing center on a busy Monday with automatic weapons and grenades.

FRANCE: Police arrested three people in southern France suspected of ties to al Qaeda-linked gunman Mohamed Merah.

BELGIAN police shot and killed wanted Franco-Algerian terrorist Benladghem Hakim as he was resisting arrest for an armed robbery committed on March 21. Police found a "veritable military arsenal" in his home, arrested a woman, and are looking for his brother.

MALI: The UK has begun sending military trainers to Mali as part of an EU mission. France plans to start gradually reducing its troops in Mali from the current 4,000 to possibly 3,000 by July, with a transition to a UN force by September. The UN Secretary General proposed the creation of a 11,200-strong protective force of African troops under a UN mandate, supplemented by a parallel force for counterterrorism operations.

AN OSTRICH dances to the tune of a tin whistle.

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT: A two-headed shark.

THE SQUIRREL THREAT: A militant rodent found in a bag of mulch is raised by a gullible human.

A BLIND DOG and his seeing-eye dog find a new home.