I MEAN, I haven't even seen the Loki premmiere yet. What is the world coming to?

AEROSMITH: "Train Kept A-Rollin'" At least until Midnight.

THE NUMBER ONES looks at Bon Jovi's shamelessly horny glam-metal singalong "Bad Medicine."

KANYE WEST rebounds with Irina Shayk.

BENNIFER: Jennifer Garner weighs in?

MEGXIT: The Queen was not asked by the Duke and Duchess of Sussex about naming their daughter Lilibet.

STRANGER THINGS announces new cast members.

JESSICA CHASTAIN becomes Tammy Faye Baker.

LILY JAMES & SEBASTIAN STAN become Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee.

VANESSA WILLIAMS on Surviving her 1980s Miss America Scandal.

BOX CAT, slight return.

MEANWHILE, in Alaska...

DOGGO & SON watch a caterpillar.

SCIENTISTS are trying to get dogs to live longer so humans can, too.

DOG ejected from car during Sunday crash found on sheep farm, herding sheep.

Moar Tomorrow, probably.