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Grammys, Battle's Bar-B-Q, Giant Bunnies and the Gift of Llamas   Printer-friendly page   Send this story to someone
Thursday, February 09, 2006 - 08:00 AM
Posted by: kbade


...AND THE GRAMMYS WENT TO these folks, with U2 beating out Kanye West for Album of the Year. And the thought balloon above West's head reads, "The music biz doesn't care about black people!" There may be more in the photo and video galleries at the Grammy website by the time you read this. The Gorillaz and Madonna opener is posted o­n YouTube, but most of the clips up now are even scarier than that -- Kelly Clarkson! [UPDATE: Here's video of U2 and Mary J. Blige playing "One" and Green Day's acceptance speech.]

GRAMMY HONOREES are almost always better. This year, Delta bluesman Robert Johnson, the Weavers, David Bowie, Merle Haggard, Cream, producer-mogul Chris Blackwell (B-52s, Bob Marley, Roxy Music, Marianne Faithfull, Traffic, U2), Nashville producer Owen Bradley and engineers Al Schmitt and Tom Dowd were among the honored. The TV show had an all-star tribute to Sly and the Family Stone -- that is Sly rocking the blonde mohawk above. Pate fans will especially enjoy some vintage video of Bowie's "Rebel Rebel" and U2's semi-impromptu "I Will Follow" o­n SNL. It's nice to see the late DJ legend John Peel introduce Cream's "White Room," but the real must-see is the Sly and the Family Stone o­n The Ed Sullivan Show, which is a better medley than the supposed all-stars did last night, not least for the spectacle of Sly heading out into the very white and very square audience in '68.

CREAM, btw, has scheduled more reunion shows in select cities, but there's no official announcement yet.

GEORGE BATTLE, the owner of Battle's Bar-B-Q in Ames, IA, died of cancer last month. Relatively few people can grasp the enormity of this loss. I loved that -- appropos of nothing -- he had a "Big Boy" statue right o­n the counter. (Thanks to Sylvia for the notice, but someone should put Craig O'Neill o­n suicide watch).

THE END IS NIGH: If that wasn't bad enough news, Barry Manilow tops the Billboard 200 Album chart. He's taking food out of the mouth of Rod Stewart, who just had a kid!

MORRISSEY: Two tracks from his upcoming ablbum are o­nline. A Boy and his Blog is killing music with the eastern-tinged "I Will See You In Far Off Places," which got slagged o­n the Pitchfork. Legally, you can stream the unsurprisingly-titled "You Have Killed Me" from MySpace.

FLAMING LIPS fans at the Univ. of Oklahoma held a Zaireeka party.

ROBERT POLLARD is just starting his first solo tour, but has already completed his next solo record, which will be released by Merge in October. "It’s a lot different from From A Compound Eye," he says. "It’s called Normal Happiness. It’s 16 two-and-a-half minute pop songs."

ROCK THE VOTE is about 700K in debt, with its staff cut from more than 20 people in 2004 to just two today, and has no president. Other than that, things are fine. Except for the lawsuits.

PAYOLA: A a two-year-long payola investigation by the New York attorney general is turning to the nation's nine largest radio conglomerates.

MARK EITZEL: The American Music Club singer-songwriter talks to Boston's Weekly Dig about changing his writing habits and the Undertow Orchestra Tour mentioned here earlier.

THE BEST ROCUMENTARIES are mockumentaries, Bob Stanley argues in London's Guardian.

PETE DOHERTY UPDATE: The troubled singer was sentenced to a 12-month community order for drug possession and warned he could face jail if he failed to stick with a rehab program.

CURIOUS GEORGE CO-AUTHOR SLAIN: The bloodied body of a collaborator o­n the Curious George series of children's books and films was found covered in garbage bags in the driveway of his Florida home. Police said they were treating the case as a possible homicide. The monkey, created in 1939 by Hans and Margret Rey, makes his big screen debut Friday in movie theaters nationwide.

BRITNEY SPEARS will not face charges after being photographed driving with her infant son o­n her lap. But TMZ wonders whether she's a repeat offender. Meanwhile, the pop tart and her hubby, Spendeline, apparently had another blowup at the Rolling Stone/Verizon-sponsored pre-Grammy party at the hot nightclub Avalon.

TOM-KAT UPDATE: Kanye West is writing the theme for Cruise's Mission: Impossible III, so Cruise was jumping the couch to praise the rapper at the aforementioned pre-Grammy party. And Cruise is reportedly telling friends he's sticking Holmes o­n the mommy track, though Cruise’s rep denies the story.

SAMUEL L. JACKSON has a system for Oscar voting: he votes for his friends, then lets his wife and his domestic staff fill out the rest of the ballot.

RALPH FINNES, contrary to prior reports, has been dumped by longterm galpal Francesca Annis after learning of his affair with a Romanian singer half Annis's age. Indeed, Annis has begun legal action against the Daily Mail over a story claiming she had forgiven Fiennes.

HEATHER LOCKLEAR decided to file for divorce after finding a suggestive e-mail sent to Sambora by an acquaintance of the couple, containing "provocative pictures" of the female. See? I told you I had nothing to do with it...

BRADGELINA: Jolie has reportedly asked her lesbian lover to be godmother to her children, deciding they needed a strong female force in their lives. As if Jolie is not? Anyway, now that the pair has been officially caught canoodling, there is already a four million dollar bounty for the first picture of their unborn child. In the meantime, we can make do with her naked, tattooed backside in Vanity Fair.

PIXAR has restarted and taken over production of Toy Story 3, but it's unclear whether the same lame plot will be used in Pixar's version of the film or if a new storyline will be developed.

JESSICA SIMPSON and NICK LACHEY seem to be moving o­n. The pneumatic blonde was spotted getting very cozy with Maroon 5 lead singer Adam Levine at the aforementioned pre-Grammy party, while Nick has reportedly been caught canoodling with Simpson's best friend, CaCee Cobb.

TOM BRADY and BRIDGET MOYNIHAN are splitsville? If not, they may be soon.

THE WORLD'S BEST-PAID SUPERMODELS are charted at Forbes magazine because they're all business there.

JESSICA ALBA: Into the Blue co-star Paul Walker may have had trouble keeping his mind o­n his work: "Come o­n, dude, you know what I'm looking at..." And if for some reason you don't know, Tyler Durden will be glad to show you.

CULT OF THE iPod: Showtime is putting its original shows, like Sleeper Cell and Weeds, up for download o­n iTunes. Songbird, an open source alternative to iTunes, launched yesterday.

CARTOON JIHAD: The Wall Street Journal has a free article o­n radical islamists worked to stir rage over the Danish cartoons. Amir Taheri debunks the claim that Islam prohibits images of Muhammad and jokes about religion. Reuters profilesan entrepreneur in Gaza who stocked up o­n Danish flags for rioters to burn. The New York Times runs an article about shocking images, but skips the cartoons to publish the dung-spattered "Holy Virgin Mary" instead. The Egyptian blog Rantings of a Sandmonkey posts scans of the cartoons from an Egyptian newspaper that ran them last October with no outcry.

IRAQ: Bill Roggio has an update o­n operations in Anbar province, which are mostly smaller Iraqi ops now. US officials have met figures from some Sunni Arab insurgent groups but have so far not received any commitment for them to lay down their arms. David Gaubatz, a former member of the Air Force's Office of Special Investigations, claims the Iraq Survey Group visited o­nly o­ne of four suspected WMD sites he identified.

HERMAN THE GERMAN GIANT BUNNY is almost a meter tall, big even for his breed. He could be the world's biggest rabbit, but Guinness World Records have stopped accepting entries because of fears people were over-feeding their pets. BONUS: ITN has video of Rudi, another German bunny, in action.

WEINER DOGS: Moo Moo saved its owner from a fire. General Edi has lived to the ripe old age of 22, despite a ten-cigarettes-a-day habit.

MAX THE DUTCH BULL TERRIER pines to ride the rails like a hobo.

MOUTH-TO-BEAK resuscitation saved an exotic chicken named Boo Boo.

VALENTINE'S DAY is just around the corner. Why not give the gift of llamas?

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New Releases streams and MP3s, The King of France, The Lost World   Printer-friendly page   Send this story to someone
Wednesday, February 08, 2006 - 08:00 AM
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RICHARD THOMPSON was honored with a Lifetime Achievement Award at the BBC Radio 2 Folk Awards in London Monday. Thompson also has a big box set out; the AP review suggests it's for the hardcore fan, with more casual fans being better served by collections like Watching The Dark.

NEW RELEASES: The Life Pursuit by Belle & Sebastian has a guilt-free MP3 of "Another Sunny Day" available at Matador; the album (currently scoring 76 at Metacritic) is streaming at AOL Music. Beth Orton's Comfort of Strangers, which is currently scoring an 81 at Metacritic, is also streaming from AOL Music. Idols of Exile, a solo effort from Broken Social Scenester Jason Collett is streaming from his label. The Minus Five, a/k/a The Gun Album, is fresh from Scott McCaughey & friends -- it's scoring 72 o­n light reviews at Metacritic and you can check out the audio feature from NPR and pick up the guilt-free MP3s from YepRoc. BTW, the -5's west coast dates feature Robyn Hitchcock, whereas the rest of the tour has The Silos opening. And if you get o­n the Minus 5 mailing list, Scott McCaughey may write a song about you.

A REMINDER: An exclusive Jon Pratt solo track, "Geologic Time," and a rare Pate track, "Chalk It Up to Fate," from Pate's 1991 reunion gig, are available in the "Downloads" section via the navigation bar o­n the left (and at the top, also).

TED LEO is moving from the Lookout! label to Touch & Go: "T&G is a label that has provided me, personally, with amazing music for 25 years... it's an honor to now be a real part of their o­ngoing ruling-ness."

MORE COWBELL! The Wikipedia is compiling a list of songs featuring the cowbell. That entry cross-references the Wikipedia entry for "More Cowbell," which describes and measures the impact of the viral SNL sketch featuring Will Farrell and Christopher Walken.

SEEN YOUR VIDEO: The Who's classic performance of "My Generation" o­n the Smothers Bros. Comedy Hour, which opens The Kids Are Alright. Keith Moon had stagehands double the explosives in his kit, which put a chunk of drum shrapnel in Moon's arm, set Pete Townshend's head o­n fire, and supposedly got the guitarist's tinitus off to an unhealthy start. You can see Pete putting his hair out near the end of the clip.

THE KING OF FRANCE: I first meant to check out this band when a blurb in The New Yorker not o­nly namechecked Blondie, Television, and the Pixies, but also mentioned that the drummer is Michael Azerrad, the author of the fabulous Our Band Could Be Your Life. But it slipped my mind until I read that the band is touring with Nada Surf and Rogue Wave, despite having a name not related to water. You can stream some nifty pop from MySpace and grab the guilt-free downloads of "Mexico" and "White Confection."

SPRING TOURS have been announced by Neko Case and The Magic Numbers.

STING is suing his chauffeur for claims the rock star's marriage to Trudie Styler is in trouble. But he's suing for "breach of confidence," not defamation.

THE UNDERTOW ORCHESTRA: Frank at Chromewaves has an excellent post o­n the conglomerate tour of Will Johnson (Centro-Matic), Dave Bazan (ex-Pedro The Lion, Headphones), Mark Eitzel (American Music Club) and Vic Chesnutt. Especially cool is the guilt free download of AMC's entire Everclear album, but there are other links and downloads to check out as well.

SONY CD SETTLEMENT: If your computer was infected with spyware or rootkits when you tried to play a Sony BMG CD o­n it, Sony owes you money, music and an uninstaller. Boing-Boing has the highlights, plus a link to the details. This does not mean companies like SunComm are going away, natch...

THE RACONTEURS -- Jack White and Brendan Benson, backed by The Greenhornes' rhythm section -- will have an album out in May, which is a good excuse to remind everyone to check out their single at their retro-cool website.

KEIRA KNIGHTLEY and SCARLETT JOHANSSON grace the cover of the Hollywood issue of Vanity Fair, with guest artistic director Tom Ford sitting in for Rachel McAdams, who backed out at the last minute, as noted here in December. Angelina Jolie will be similarly unclothed inside the mag, which comes out today, iirc. I don't know what Jane Austen would say about it, but I'll bet Woody Allen buys a dozen. Knightley and Johansson were said to be a little embarrassed about posing nude; Keira says as much o­n the the sadly safe-for-work video, which is also posted o­n YouTube. Scarlett was rocking a vintage Police tour jersey after the shoot.

THE GRAMMYS, airing tonight, are hazardous to your relationship, if Sheryl Crow, Madonna and Springsteen are any indicator. PLUS: The opening slot set off a Mariah-Madonna catfight, but Cream is blowing off the ceremonies.

JACK BLACK grew up in a sex cult where his father and mother were in a nightly menage a trois. Which explains a bit about Jack Black.

SIENNA MILLER may be the latest to go o­n the Skeletor diet. She's playing Edie Sedgwick in Factory Girl, so maybe she just wants to look strung out for the role.

JUDE LAW is set to play late Beatles manager Brian Epstein in the biopic mentioned here Monday.

BRITNEY SPEARS has defended photos of her holding her baby son o­n her lap while driving, saying she was trying to escape the paparazzi. At least, that's what she probably told the LA County Sheriff's Dept...

BLOCKBUSTERS may be slowly dying -- the revenue from Top 25 films as a percentage of total box office is dropping, even as their cost as a percentage of total box office is rising. Long Tail blogger Chris Anderson writes: "It's not nearly as dire as in music, but it's trending in the same direction."

...AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT: Terry Gilliam cuts off his nose to spite his face. A man looking for movie money probably should not attack the Weinsteins.

LOST has a new episode tonight. Viewers can recap the last o­ne at TVgasm. Anyone getting interested in the show can find character basics and weekly revelations at MSNBC, which is quite a tribute from a rival network.

RALPH FINNES has been forgiven by his 62-year-old galpal for his two-year affair with a woman half her age, as she knows that she cannot "fulfill all his sexual needs." Otoh, his ex-wife, ER star Alex Kingston, was devastated by the affair.

DENISE RICHARDS secretly took an AIDS test because she's convinced that soon-to-be-ex CHARLIE SHEEN had been cheating o­n her with hookers throughout their attempted reconciliation? Granted, it's in the Enquirer, so it may well be untrue... but it might not be a bad suggestion.

It's from Mr. & Mrs. Smith, natch...BRADGELINA: The media has a fever... and the o­nly prescription is... more Bradgelina! Pitt's publicist Cindy Guagenti told Reuters there was no truth to the rumor about an imminent Italian wedding, adding cryptically, "They are not getting married. I don't want a story about they're not getting married. I think you guys should just drop the whole thing."

CULT OF THE iPod: Apple's stock rose after the company introduced a new o­ne-gigabyte iPod Nano and cut prices o­n the iPod Shuffle. The Chicago Tribune looked at workers rocking the cubicle.

IRAQ: Insurgents are receiving millions of dollars from smuggling oil through a network of supporters working in Iraq's oil industry. Defense Secretary Rumsfeld told a Senate panel that such corruption could damage efforts to create a democracy, adding that coalition officials are doing more to investigate those problems within the government. Gen. Peter Pace, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, told the Senators that the National Guard and Reserves will play a much smaller role next year. Meanwhile, The House Permanent Select Committee o­n Intelligence is studying audio recordings between Saddam Hussein and his top advisers that may provide clues to the fate of Iraq's weapons of mass destruction. Chairman Peter Hoekstra of Michigan: "I am trying to find out if our postwar intelligence was as bad as our pre-war intelligence."

IRAN has told the International Atomic Energy Agency to remove surveillance cameras and agency seals from sites and nuclear equipment by the end of next week in response to referral to the UN Security Council. Implementing some version of the "Russian Proposal" offers small chance to avoid conflict, but falls short as a non-proliferation mechanism. Former Democratic Rep. Mel Levine argues that sanctions actually could prevent a nuclear Iran, albeit at the cost of higher oil prices.

CORETTA SCOTT KING'S FUNERAL: Pres. Bush praised MLK's wife. The Rev. Joseph Lowery and former Pres. Jimmy Carter attacked Pres. Bush. Turning a funeral into a political event turned off independent voters in the 2002 election cycle, but some people are slow learners.

THE LOST WORLD: An astonishing mist-shrouded "lost world" of previously unknown and rare animals and plants high in the mountain rainforests of New Guinea has been uncovered by an international team of scientists. In a jungle camp site, surrounded by giant flowers and unknown plants, the researchers watched rare bowerbirds perform elaborate courtship rituals. The surrounding forest was full of strange mammals, such as tree kangaroos and spiny anteaters, which appeared totally unafraid, suggesting no previous contact with humans. The golden-mantled tree kangaroo is o­ne of the creatures in the slideshow at Yahoo!

IT TAKES A VILLAGE to pull a hunter from the jaws of a man-eating crocodile in northeastern Zimbabwe.

SHAC TRIAL: Jury selection began Monday for six members of the Philadelphia-based Stop Huntingdon Animal Cruelty, o­n charges with animal enterprise terrorism, conspiracy and interstate stalking, part of a plan to drive Huntingdon Life Sciences out of business. "Anything they can pin o­n the defendants is an act of free speech," says a SHAC spokeswoman.

B.B. KING has lost his two-year-old Maltese, Lucille, and the blues legend is offering an autographed copy of o­ne of his signature "Lucille" guitars in an effort to get her back.

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Of Montreal, Nick Drake, The Buggles, T.Rex, Feznick the Kangaroo   Printer-friendly page   Send this story to someone
Tuesday, February 07, 2006 - 08:00 AM
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OF MONTREAL, part of the Elephant 6 collective in Athens of the late 1990s -- a group of bands like The Apples in Stereo and the Olivia Tremor Control -- is now in version 2.0, adding David Bowie and Brian Eno to the Beach Boys and the Beatles as influences. Kevin Barnes admits to "some '80s stuff in there, too." You can stream two each from the new The Sunlandic Twins and 2002's Satanic Panic in the Attic from MySpace. Those tunes and more are also downloadable at the band's website. You Ain't No Picasso kills music with two new tracks from the tour-only EP and a 2002 covers show including songs by The Who, David Bowie, The Rolling Stones, Big Star, The Beatles, Neil Young, The Kinks, The Velvet Underground and The Creation.

CAT POWER: Chan Marshall has canceled her entire American tour. Matador Records cited "health reasons" as the cause of the cancellation.

MARVIN GAYE looks to be the subject of a biopic starring Jesse L. Martin, focusing o­n the soul singer's final years.

COLIN MELOY: An Aquarium Drunkard is killing music by posting Meloy's EP of Shirley Collins covers.

NICK DRAKE killed himself, but was it a suicide? A recently surfaced note may shed light o­n the question.

NEIL YOUNG: New York magazine reviews the Jonathan Demme concert documentary, Heart of Gold.

SEEN YOUR VIDEO: The first video aired o­n MTV -- "Video Killed the Radio Star," by the Buggles.

JENNY LEWIS and BLAKE SENNETT: The Rilo Kiley duo garner ever more pub for their side projects. The staff at the Scotsman must be hot for Jenny, as she tells Richard Cromelin that the side projects refresh her and Blake for more RK albums, and tells Aidan Smith about the role of autobiography in her songs. Sennett gets to blurb the Elected's Sun, Sun, Sun a bit at Paste. Rabbit Fur Coat scores a 79 at Metacritic, while Sun, Sun, Sun scores a 63 (though much higher with "users"). The Jenny Lewis video has turned up o­n YouTube.

PUNK LOSES ANOTHER OUTPOST: First it was CBGB. Now, it's The Continental -- a dive that o­nce showcased the likes of Iggy Pop, Guns N' Roses, the Ramones and Patti Smith -- that announces it will no longer have live bands.

JIM NOIR: A multi-instrumentalist from the same Manchester suburb as Badly Drawn Boy, A Certain Ratio and James is profiled in London's Guardian. He's streaming his album from his website. The Guardian namechecks Brian Wilson with some justification, though some of it is more like other strands of Cali-folk-psych.

RYAN ADAMS put out three albums this year; gripes about quantity over quality have prompted New York magazine and Stylus to compile "best of" mixes.

T. REX: Three more deluxe T. Rex and Bolan reissues and a collection of Work in Progress are reviewed o­n the Pitchfork.

YUPSTERS: The phenomenon of the indie-yuppie has spread as far as Singapore. Mr C Y Choong works in the oil business, but visits yupster heaven Pitchforkmedia.com religiously.

REESE WITHERSPOON'S stalkerazzo photog -- charged with battery and child endangerment after pestering Reese and her kids at a theme park last fall -- has apparently been found dead.

LOVE MONKEY should be o­n tonight. The Toronto Star covers the integral role of music in the show. The Seattle Times looks at the import of TV exposure for indie rock generally.

KATE MOSS is helping Colin Farrell with rehab?

MORGAN FREEMAN is slated to play Duke Ellington in a movie about the Ellington orchestra's tour of Iraq, which included CIA spies in the entourage.

THE GRAMMYS are tomorrow night. Chicago Tribune critic Greg Kot writes that infoglut makes them seem less relevant to more people each year. The Envelope has Kot and others handicap the major races. The Envelope also notes that these days, a single Grammy may go to dozens of people.

AN OSCARS GUIDE, courtesy of Entertainment Weekly, to help sort out Huffman from Hoffman.

BASIC INSTINCT 2 has been negotiated down to a hard-R rating after an initial NC-17 from the MPAA. NYDN gossips Rush & Molloy were told that Stone refused to use a body double. "Believe me, she's still hot," says o­ne guy who's seen the action. Or you could peek at the NSFW promo reel or the screen caps at Egotastic.

BRADGELINA: The latest marriage rumor centers o­n Ireland. London's Sun claims that Jennifer Aniston believes the break-up of their marriage was “karma” for telling everyone how blissful it was. But o­ne of Aniston's friends was busy telling Page Six that Pitt reall is "missing a sensitivity chip."

COURTNEY LOVE has been writing new material in rehab, from which she was recently discharged.

KIM BASINGER and ALEC BALDWIN continue to torture each other, which would be a dictionary definition of "just desserts" if their child was not stuck in the middle.

TRAILERS REMIXED: Fight Club as a romantic comedy and the timely trailer for Brokeback to the Future.

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN: Speaking of which, as noted here the past few days, some Academy members are loathe to watch the gay cowboy movie. But it seems that hetero guys in San Francisco aren't keen o­n the idea, either. Oddly, the critic's suggestions at the link don't include his best suggestion, which is to take a woman. After all, having identified it as a "date movie," he should realize that single guys probably weren't going to stampede to it by themselves, even without the gay angle.

BRITNEY SPEARS has reportedly been approached by several weight loss companies to undergo their plans and become a spokesgal, according to the obscure tabloid Celebrity Living.

IRAQ: At Iraq the Model, Omar reports that "the latest meetings among the political leaders look much like meeting between tribal leaders when they try to solve a problem... The key is food!" Iraqi police arrested the fourth-ranking figure in Al-Qaeda in Iraq, state television said Sunday, while officials are investigating whether the group's leader, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, had fled to neighboring Iran. Sunni Arabs have formed their own militia to counter Shi'ite and Kurdish forces, now that their tactical alliance with al Qaeda has unraveled. The Defense Dept. is tripling spending to combat increasingly powerful IEDs.

CARTOON JIHAD: At least five people have been killed in protests and riots against Danish cartoons satirizing the Prophet Muhammad. Mobs in Iran firebombed the Danish embassy and threw stones and firecrackers at the Austrian embassy. The Iranian government cut all trade ties with Denmark. The weekend riot in Beirut was well-planned and known in advance, which may bear o­n the question of why there were loads of Danish flags ready to burn across the Mideast. At Iraq the Model, Omar suggests that almost none of the rioters have seen the cartoons. I suppose that's possible, though anyone who wants to see the cartoons can find them -- in this Flickr gallery, for example.

NSA SURVEILLANCE: The Senate Judiciary Cmte held a hearing o­n the program that Google News shows the press to be calling a "domestic spying" program, though it involves international telephone calls. We learned that a number of Senators think Congress has the last word o­n warrantless collection of foreign surveillance, while the Bush Administration believes otherwise. Of course, the Clinton Administration believed there are cases where the Pres. could decline to enforce a statute that he views as unconstitutional, and that in extraordinary circumstances, national security considerations would justify ignoring federal wiretapping statutes. It's a textbook separation-of-powers dispute. But with no Senator demanding the eavesdropping stop, let alone threatening to cut off funding for the program, it suggests the Senate is more interested in who has power than in anyone's civil liberties.

FEZNICK, an aspiring celebrity kangaroo, underwent lip surgery because he was bitten by a wolf at a Hollywood animal farm. Of course, we hear this story from all sorts of aspiring celebrities before they get the collagen injections...

BIRDS can recognize different languages, just like monkeys, mice and other mammals.

SHARK interrupts an ocean swimming race in Australia.

"A HERD OF COWS kicked my car..." is among the freak animal accident claims reported by British drivers last year.

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Robert Pollard, Cookie Monster, The Jam, Wild Cats and Dogs   Printer-friendly page   Send this story to someone
Monday, February 06, 2006 - 08:00 AM
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SYLVIA HAUSER UPDATE: You old skool Pate fans from Ames may be interested to learn that Sylvia's fiancee is back from the sandbox and they have welcomed an as-yet unnamed Harley-Davidson Softail Fat Boy into their family, as pictured o­n the far right. At the far left is Lady Macbeth, next to Lady Catherine. Sylvia has refused to name her bike, which is very Sylvia. Lex apparently got quite a deal o­n the bike, so we need not worry about the unscrupulous dealers some soldiers face after coming home. Moreover, he got quite a deal o­n the fiancee, so he did not need the Army seminar o­n avoiding marrying a jerk.

ROBERT POLLARD misses the guys from the band, but not the GbV brand: "To me, it was more like a guild than a band. It had been through probably 40 or 50 people, if not more." From A Compund Eye, which is currently scoring an 80 at Metacritic, is streaming in glorious Quicktime via Merge Records.

WE'RE JAMMIN': I don't know how I missed this apparently regular featue in the Guardian, which has Pascal Wyse interviewing and playing trombone with artists like Robyn Hitchcock and Jose Gonzalez, with MP3 downloads of the results.

BRIAN EPSTEIN is the subject of a feature film, The Fifth Beatle. Screenwriter Vivek Tiwary: "I was hoping to find a blueprint for success in the music management world." Instead, he found "this tremendously inspirational human story."

THE COOKIE MONSTER is interviewed about his influence o­n death metal.

SONIC YOUTH: Thurston Moore tells CMJ that the departure of guitarist Jim O'Rourke has shaped the sound of the upcoming record: "This record is just a far more straight up rock and roll album for us..."

DOMINO, the record label of the Arctic Monkeys and Franz Ferdinand, must be doing something right, so the Independent looked into it.

MOTOWN ARCHIVES were razed for Superbowl parking. There are a lot of fingers being pointed at each other.

THE JAM were a way of life. London's Guardian quotes ex-NME writer Adrian Thrills: "They did become huge, but there was a real dialogue between the band and their fans. And it transcended what the Pistols and the Clash had done, didn't it? Those bands were singing about Britain, but they weren't singing about their audience." Weller warms up for the Brits' Lifetime Achievement award by slagging past recipents like Bob Geldof, Sting and Freddie Mercury. Let's salute Weller with the video for "Going Underground" as well as an excellent live TV appearance covering the Kinks' "David Watts."

WATERLOO SUNSET: Ray Davies reveals that the Kinks classic was originally set in Liverpool and addresssed the death of the city's music scene. And we have the vintage video.

JOHNNY CASH: In London's Guardian, John Harris frets that the UK release of Walk The Line will cause a rash of Cash hype.

ARCTIC MONKEYS defend their album cover, a photo of a lad smoking a cigarette. YouTube hosts the live video for "I Bet You Look Good o­n the Dancefloor," which looks like a knock off of The Old Grey Whistle Test.

BAY CITY ROLLERS Les McKeown and Pat McGlynn were cleared of plotting a £16,000 drugs deal Friday.

GARY GLITTER is to stand trial in Vietnam at the end of this month for allegedly committing obscene acts against two children.

SMASHING PUMPKINS: Sources say Billy Corgan and drummer Jimmy Chamberlin are set to begin work o­n a new studio album, but James Iha and D'arcy Wretzky are not participating in the reunion at this point. Melissa Auf Der Maur would like to join in, but hasn't been asked.

HEATHER LOCKLEAR'S announcement that she had filed for divorce was news to her husband, Richie Sambora. ABC News also posted an MP3 of his reaction.

MADONNA and GUY RITCHIE are working overtime to prove their marriage isn't falling apart, following reports that Madge was spending much of her time with her record producer Stuart Price, working o­n her music.

SHERYL CROW and LANCE ARMSTRONG are splitsville. Reports that their engagement was off circulated in early January.

OBITS: Grandpa Munster went from the undead to the dead at 95, while Betty Friedan, author of The Feminine Mystique and the the first president of NOW, died at 85. She had not stopped being a feminist, she said, "but women as a special separate interest group are not my concern any more."

CHRISTOPHER PENN was buried Saturday, and it wouldn't be a Penn family funeral without Sean going after a (ghoulish) paparazzo. But the police may really go after Mark Ruffalo, who snatched the memory card from the photographer's camera.

WEEKEND BOX OFFICE: Your top three were When a Stranger Calls, Big Momma's House 2 and Nanny McPhee. But the Oscar contenders that went into wider release made gains -- Brokeback Mountain moved to fourth from sixth, Walk the Line went from twelfth to ninth, and Capote leapt 12 spots, from 24th to twelfth.

WERNER HERZOG, the director of Grizzly Man, was shot by a crazed fan during a recent interview with the BBC. He carried o­n with the interview, insisting, "It was not a significant bullet. I am not afraid."

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN: Tony Curtis offers some confirmation that Academy members are not watching it. While supposed Hollywood progressives avoid the movie, it has performed strongly in Montana and other "red states."

KATE MOSS wants to become the first supermodel in space; the trip will cost her $200,000. She will be cast in bronze with her feet behind her ears. And while she refused to incriminate herself under police questioning, the supposedly sober supermodel may be forced to answer questions about her cocaine usage if she wants to continue to sue London's Channel 5 for libel.

TOM-KAT UPDATE: Holmes is now co-signing Cruise's unsolicited letters informing the recipients that donations had been made in their name to the Church of Scientology.

SCARLETT JOHANNSON is denying reports that she is dating Hard-Fi frontman Richard Archer, claiming she has never met him.

JESSICA SIMPSON has signed a 35 million dollar pact to keep making crappy records for Columbia.

BRADGELINA survives an attempted attack by Team Aniston in Berlin. The duo were dining at a Berlin restaurant when a woman stormed in and screamed: "Where is that home-wrecking Angelina?" Meanwhile, there's a rumor that Jolie may join the cast of Sin City 2.

SARAH JESSICA PARKER thinks that America's obsession with celebrity is diverting the public away from pressing political and social issues. Which was just fine when the media was focused o­n Sex in the City, but now the spotlight is o­n people less talented than she: "All we talk about now are 'celebrities'. They call themselves actors, they get paid as actors and sometimes, they're paid more than me. But often these people have done absolutely nothing."

TOMMY LEE nearly got duped into hooking up with a transsexual while partying in Toronto.

BOB GUCCIONE has been thrown out of his penthouse.

NAOMI WATTS is converting to Buddhism.

ASHLEY JUDD says, "It's unconscionable to breed with the number of children who are starving to death in impoverished countries," but admits that someday she might feel a different impulse. In the meantime, let's hope her racing star husband Dario Franchitt gets to practice a lot.

KATE BECKINSALE: The o­nly reason I could think of to see the widely-panned Underworld: Evolution was hot werewolf-on-vampire eroticism. Thanks to people killing movies o­n the Internet, I now know I don't need to see it, but you can judge for yourselves.

IRAQ: Army Col. Jeffrey Buchanan says Iraq's police commandos are becoming a major spearhead of security in the country but must learn to temper battlefield aggression with democratic values. The Washington Post reports o­n progresss toward turning over Mosul to local forces. Such forces are arresting batches of suspected insurgents in Baghdad and Basra, particularly along the well-known road airport road.

CARTOON JIHAD: Muslims upset about Danish cartoons portraying Islam as violent stormed and torched the Danish embassy in Syria and the o­ne in Beirut. Others were content to preach beheading those responsible or to carry signs saying "You dug your grave -- lie in it," "Massacre those who insult Islam," "Behead those who insult Islam," and "Freedom, Go to Hell." There are rare reports of some Muslims opposing these protests. Two Jordanian newspaper editors who published the cartoons have been arrested. The trad press ran stories abut the US government "blasting" the cartoons and siding with Muslims, but when the AP, Reuters and AFP all gave different names to the State Dept. spokesperson, I thought I should check into it. All three had the wrong name, and spokesman Sean McCormack was both more diplomatic and supportive of free speech than the press would have us believe. The L.A. Times supports free speech and criticizes the response from governments in the Middle East and Europe, but adds, "For our part, The Times has not reprinted these insensitive images, even as a means of shedding light o­n the controversy in Europe." Fair enough: some of the cartoons do seem offensive in their overbeadth and they need not be republished to defend the right of others to publish them. The Boston Globe, otoh, has a double-standard for speech blaspheming Islam and Christianity. So does CNN, which notes at the first link that it hasn't shown the cartoons, but had no problem showing a painting of the Virgin Mary spattered with dung.

NANOTECH: At Corante, Derek Lowe takes a skeptical look at claims made for Nanotech Wonder Water.

ONE MUTT OR TWO? A mixed Chihuahua-rat terrier is at the center of a dogfight in MI, as a man and a veterinary technician each claim it is theirs. The judge has not decided whether the dog will be called as a witness. Don't we all know this will end with each person standing at opposite ends of the courtroom, calling to the dog in the center?

WILD CATS AND DOGS raise a four-year-old boy in Russia. It's in London's Sun, so take it to the bank.

COUGAR CAUGHT in Willmar, MN -- pretty far from the nearest wild cougar population in the Black Hills of South Dakota.

WHALE SOUL FOR SALE: The Northern Bottlenosed Whale that died two weeks ago after swimming up the River Thames into central London is is the subject of a sad eBay joke.

FIONA THE GUINEA PIG sounds an alarm, saves most of an apartment building from an electrical fire.

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SPLIT ENZ is mounting a reunion tour down under. They are expected to attract a total crowd bigger than anything the New Zealanders managed in their original 12-year existence, including in the early 1980s, when Split Enz had three consecutive No. 1 albums in Australia.  Probably because they have promised to not dress like this.  And yes, I do have a copy of True Colours with the design laser-etched into the vinyl.  It was a Christmas present (it's the red cover). UPDATE: I found the video for "I Got You." Not as funny as the picture, but close... plus a catchy tune.

FRIDAY TIMEWASTER: Escapa! Wasting lots of time, most likely in very small segments.

JOHNNY ROTTEN has slammed the late Joe Strummer as a hypocrite for preaching a socialism while living a posh lifestyle: "He was trying to con us. In a nice way and for the right reasons but o­nce you start lying, it carries o­n and o­n and o­n."

PETE TOWNSHEND confirms a a new Who album and tour for the summer.

VIC CHESNUTT talks to UGA's Red and Black about the Undertow Orchestra Tour featuring Chesnutt, David Bazan (ex-Pedro the Lion and Headphones), Mark Eitzel (of American Music Club) and Will Johnson (of Centro-Matic and South San Gabriel): "We’ll be playing each other’s songs and backing up o­ne another at the show and who knows, maybe we’ll even write some new songs together."

ANDREW BIRD talks about getting re-inspired for a new album and his use of instruments like violin, glockenspiel and whistling: "There's enough bass, drum, guitar bands out playing pop and rock 'n' roll. My big beef is that what's mostly being thrust at you is loaded down. It's much more affecting to do less and be subtle."

DAVID BYRNE has posted a gallery of his tree drawings. By "tree," he often means diagram, but some of the trees look very much like trees. Because he's David Byrne.

GREATEST HITS, R.I.P.: Sure, digital downloads have technological limts o­n their quality, but they are killing "Greatest Hits" collections, as people can grab tracks like Survivor's "Eye of the Tiger," Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Sweet Home Alabama," and even Vanilla Ice's "Ice Ice Baby" in the hundreds of thousands without having to buy an album.

BROKEN SOCIAL SCENE, including Leslie Feist, played "7/4 (Shoreline)" o­n Late Night with Conan O'Brien Tuesday night. And someone is killing television. PLUS: Feist's surreal solo video for "Mushaboom."

LISA LOEB: Stereogum has a multimedia roundup of the o­ne-hit wonder now starring in the #1 Single reality dating show o­n E! So if you want a remix of her hit and video of her walking around in a thong, it's your o­ne-stop.

BONO attended the National Prayer Breakfast to promote The o­ne Campaign: "Please join me in praying I don't say anything we all regret."

SAM COOKE: NPR has an audio feature and book excerpt from music historian Peter Guralnick's Dream Boogie: The Triumph of Sam Cooke. Guralnick could send it around as a movie pitch, methinks.

SEEN YOUR VIDEO: Several clips of the early Replacements at the 7th Street Entry -- start with "Customer" and "Rattlesnake."

KATE MOSS UPDATE: The cocaine case against the supposedly sober supermodel is probably dead, as Moss refused to incriminate herself and the Brits apparently cannot use the photographic evidence.

BRADGELINA: Fans of Sonic Youth. Who knew? Anyway, tabs are reporting that Jolie is selling her UK mansion, with the idea of the pair building or renovating a place in the US. And Jolie told Nightline that she wants to have and adopt a few more children.

HEATHER LOCKLEAR is divorcing Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora after 11 years of marriage. For the record, no matter what you may hear, I had nothing to do with it.

SEPARATED AT BIRTH: The Bradgelina pics above reminded me to link to a bunch of "separated at births" from CityRag, starting with Ashlee Simpson and David Lee Roth.

NOW SHOWING: This weekend's big openers are the interracial romantic comedy Something New (a 62% Fresh o­n the Tomatometer) and the remake of When a Stranger Calls, which wasn't screened for critics, a big red flag, but o­ne that may not matter to the movie's target demo. Also, a number of the Oscar contenders expand this weeked, including Brokeback Mountain, Capote, Good Night, and Good Luck, Mrs. Henderson Presents, and Munich.

SUPERBOWL: You can get a head start o­n the commercials, if that's the reason you watch. And given that the big game is in Detroit, Motown greats have a point in feeling kinda snubbed.

JOAQUIN PHOENIX: As if his car wreck last week wasn't strange enough, it turns out the Oscar nominated actor was rescued by German cult director Werner Herzog, who most recently put together the excellent documentary Grizzly Man, complete with soundtrack by Richard Thompson, which premieres o­n the Discovery Channel tonight.

GRIZZLY MAN was snubbed for an Oscar nom, despite being the best-reviewed feature documentary of the year, for reasons that remain shrouded in mystery. Then again The Aristocrats was also snubbed. It's part of an Academy tradition of snubbing films like Hoop Dreams, Crumb and The Thin Blue Line.

TOM-KAT punishes everyone who thought Holmes wasn't really pregnant. As fashion statements go, this is the o­ne-fingered salute.

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN: L.A. Weekly columnist Nikki Finke reports that " this year’s dirty little secret is the anecdotal evidence pouring in to me about hetero members being unwilling to screen Brokeback Mountain. She blames hypocritical hollywood homophobia, though this isn't a movie men would be rushing to see even without the gay element, i.e., this is basically a variation of a "chick flick." It suggests that Crash may pull an upset win at the Oscars, as it did at the SAG Awards. Or that some people may vote for it sight unseen to make a statement in which they don't really believe.

BRITNEY SPEARS may have reached a new low if the rumored second pregnancy is true.

SIENNA MILLER: Her thing with Factory Girl co-star Hayden Christensen is over, if it ever existed in the first place. But maybe the next rumor will say otherwise.

ZACH BRAFF and MANDY MOORE are reportedly headed down the aisle.

TRAILERS REMIXED: Sleepless In Seattle as a horror movie is pretty good, but Shining remains the gold standard of the genre.

JESSICA SIMPSON and hubby Nick Lachey are having second thoughts about their divorce? Seems unlikely, with Josh Lucas and Jude Law lined up behind Maroon 5's Adam Levine to get into those Daisy Dukes. And with Lachey is launching a "social networking" website for teens, after learning that his name is o­ne of the more frequent names used by predators to lure kids o­nline. Yes, that's the broad side of a barn, isn't it?

JENNA JAMESON and JENNY McCARTHY apparently acted like a couple of ex-Panthers cheerleaders in the bathroom of the Hard Rock Cafe last Halloween, according to Jameson's account during an appearance o­n the Howard Stern show. I guess what happens in Vegas now gets broadcast o­n satellite radio.

CULT OF THE iPod: Pres. Bush, touting his State of the Union proposals, talks about his iPod as an example of the sciences -- including nanotechnology -- that change our lives.

IRAQ: Bill Roggio posts o­n progress in Ramadi, where foreign terrorists are being fought by the Iraqi Army and indigenous insurgent groups alike. At Iraq the Model, Omar has updates o­n political negotiations, Saddams trial and the fuel shortage -- which is "now relatively over," due to availability of imported gasoline at market prices. The Institute of Electrical and Electronics Engineers' Spectrum takes a look at reconstruction, particularly of electricity generation and distributuion: "Most officials, Iraqis included, agree that there is more power available in Iraq now than there was before the 2003 war. However, that fact is less germane than most people realize, because the allocation of electric power has shifted seismically, and more or less in sync with the shift in political power. Basically, parts of Baghdad and central Iraq now get much less power than they did before the war, while parts of the south and north actually get considerably more." I would suggest that most people have no idea that there is more power available, let alone that it's now being provided to the majority that was oppressed by Saddam.

THE WAR o­n CARTOONS: A weekly Lebanese magazine has published three of the 12 cartoons of Prophet Mohammed that created a storm in the Islamic world when they were published by a Danish daily. BTW, those cartoons were published in September and it seems that a Muslim delegation showed fabricated cartoons to the Arab League. Scott Burgess rounds up European media publishing the 'toons, but has seen "no evidence that any British paper has had the spine to publish the cartoons." The BBC TV coverage blacked out parts of the cartoons. Note that in the US, the Joint Chiefs of Staff may write a letter to complain about a political cartoon, as opposed to surrounding offices and threatening to kidnap people or issuing a fatwa.

GARY BUSEY and BILLY ZANE star in a Turkish movie where American soldiers in Iraq crash a wedding and pump a little boy full of lead in front of his mother, kill dozens of innocent people with random machine gun fire, shoot the groom in the head, and drag those left alive to Abu Ghraib prison -- where a Jewish doctor cuts out their organs, which he sells to rich people in New York, London and Tel Aviv.

PIGEONS' SMOG BLOG: Later this year, 20 pigeons will take to the skies above San Jose, California, each carrying a GPS receiver, air pollution sensors and a basic cellphone. They will measure levels of pollutants they encounter, and beam back their findings as text messages to a blog in real time.

DRUG PUPPIES: Colombian drug dealers smuggled heroin into the US by surgically implanting the powerful drug into puppies.

TASMANIAN DEVILS may be wiped out by a bizzare, infectious facial cancer.

POSSUM POSSESSION without a permit puts people at peril in New York.

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