THE AVETT BROTHERS drop a video for "Ain't No Man."

MARK KOZELEK is streaming an album of piano covers, Mark Kozelek Sings Favorites.

BIRD OF YOUTH advance streams Get Off. Liking this.

MUTUAL BENEFIT advance streams Skip A Sinking Stone.

DAVID BOWIE, BBC Guest DJ, circa May 1979.

PETER BJORN & JOHN share "Dominos" ahead of Breakin’ Point.

BILLY CORGAN covers the Velvet Underground's "Who Loves The Sun?" at his Chicago teahouse.

RADIOHEAD: Every song, ranked by Vulture.

RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS frontman Anthony Kiedis was sent to an area hospital hours before a headlining slot at KROQ's annual Weenie Roast with extreme stomach pain.

LUSH: How the shoegazers came back.

HE SOLD HIS CDs: Can he live without them?

WEEKEND BOX OFFICE: Captain America: Civil War repeats atop the chart with 72.6MM on a 59 percent drop similar to The Avengers: Age of Ultron and Iron Man 3. It should remain strong next weekend. The Jungle Book places strong with 17.8MM on a leggy 28 percent drop in its fifth weekend. The debut of Money Monster shows with 15MM against a 27MM budget; it's unlikely to profit in North America but do well enough globally tomake a decent profit.  The Darkness debuted in the fourth slot with 5.1MM, which is probably okay against a 5MM budget.  Mother's Day rounds out the Top Five with 3.3MM, plummeting 71 percent in the post-holiday frame.

JENNIFER LAWRENCE has risen to the top of producers' shortlist to join Sandra Bullock in the female-centric reboot of the hit Ocean's 11 franchise.

JAMES McAVOY has grown close to his X-Men co-star Alexandra Shipp after splitting from wife Anne-Marie Duff.

MICHAEL B. JORDAN will reteam with his Creed director Ryan Coogler for Marvel Studios' Black Panther.

VANESSA HUDGENS agreed to pay a grand in restitution for carving a heart into a red rock wall in Sedona, Arizona, during a Valentine's Day trip with boyfriend Austin Butler.

JUSTIN BIEBER has had “an epiphany” about centering himself with religion and nature.

MADELEINE LEBEAU, the last surviving cast member of 1942 film Casablanca, has died at the age of 92. As Yvonne, she may have constituted an entire second front. Not too long before making the film, she herself had escaped Nazi-occupied France with her then-husband, actor Marcel Dalio.

ZOMBIE DOG? This is no way to gain re-rentry.

THOUSANDS OF LADYBUGS were released in an Oklahoma high school.

HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF RED CRABS invaded California beaches.

ROMANIA's POISON CAVE harbors an array of strange beasts.

THE WEEKEND STARTS HERE:

... with XTC! Live on Rockpalast, February 10, 1982. Your setlist includes: "Respectable Street" (still one of my faves), "Towers of London," "Runaways," "Jason and the Argonauts," "Burning With Optimism's Flames," "Snowman," "Ball And Chain," "Sgt. Rock (Is Going to Help Me)," "No Thugs In Our House" (another fave), "Senses Working Overtime" (ditto), "Making Plans For Nigel," "Living Through Another Cuba," "Generals and Majors," "Real By Reel," and "Life Begins At The Hop."

BOB DYLAN advance streams Fallen Angels.

ANDY SCHAUF advance streams The Party.

MUDCRUTCH advance streams 2.

THE ECHOCENTRICS advance stream Echo Hotel.

HEAD WOUND CITY (incl Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Blood Bros, and the Locust) stream A New Wave of Violence.

THE STONE ROSES dropped "All For One," their first new single in 20 years.

MOUNTAIN GOATS: John Darnielle choreographs Ace of Base's "The Sign." (Language warning) A perennial fave.

THE BEACH BOYS' PET SOUNDS turns 50 on Monday; Pitchfork TV shares a "Liner Notes" documentary about the album.

ANDREW BIRD discusses his latest album with American Songwriter.

THE EMPTY BOTTLE: Staff members and musicians share stories of the venerable Chicago nightclub in a new book. The forward is from John Darnielle of The Mountain Goats (whom I've seen there).

RICK ASTLEY talks to The Guardian about retiring in his 20s, Rickrolling, and more.

NOW SHOWING: This weekend's wide releases are Money Monster, which is currently scoring 68 percent on the ol' Tomatometer; and The Darkness, which was not screened for critics.

OZZY OSBOURNE was allegedly having an affair with celebrity hairstylist Michelle Pugh, and his wife, Sharon Osbourne, found out about it by retracing the rock star's digital footprints.

WOODY ALLEN dismissed sexual abuse allegations again at Cannes.

CAITLYN JENNER denies rumors that she's de-transitioning back to a man.

LUPITA NYONG'O is in negotiations to star opposite Chadwick Bosemanin Marvel's Black Panther movie.

GEORGE CLOONEY got a practical 55th birthday gift from his wife.

SUPERGIRL is flying from CBS to the CW.

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Civil War Within Marvel?

CATS & DOGS, living together...

SHEEP THIEVES Caught; Sheep Faces Blurred to Protect the Innocent?

A PARASITOID WASP has been named after Brad Pitt.

A 13-FT PYTHON was found in the ladies' toilet at Charles Darwin National Park in Australia. No word on the snake's gender.

AERIAL EAST dropped a video for the pre-rock-vintage "Crazy Now."

DEVON WELSH (fmr Majical Cloudz) streams his first solo release, Down the Mountain.

THE NUMERATORS advance stream Strange.

KVELETRAK streams Nattesferd, which is not strictly my bag, but probably in Pate bassist Mike Kelly's bag.

THE CURE debuted two new songs in Nawlins.

TANYA DONNELLY shares “Wild Love” ahead of Swan Song Series.

THE AMERICAN BREED does some wonderfully bad lip-syncing in this wonderfully cheap clip for "Bend Me, Shape Me."

YACHT apologized for their sex tape hoax and their earlier non-apology for same.

X"S JOHN DOE discusses his book, Under the Big Black Sun: A Personal History of L.A. Punk, at Rolling Stone.

ELBOW: Guy Harvey talks to The Quietus about his favorite albums.

DANNY FIELDS, a 60s and 70s scenester who made punk happen, is the latest of The Guardian's Cult Heroes.

KELLY RIPA talks to People about Michael Strahan's departure from Live! - and what's next for her. 

WOODY ALLEN: Ronan Farrow writes about the powerful PR machine that deters the media from investigating allegations of sexual abuse. But Allen had to sit through a joke about Roman Polanski at Cannes.

CHRIS EVANS is dating JENNY SLATE,his co-star in the upcoming Gifted.

EMMA WATSON denied avoiding tax last night after becoming the latest high-profile name listed in the Panama Papers offshore data leak.

MADONNA will pay homage to Prince at the 2016 Billboard Music Awards. Not a big fan, but I get it.

TIM BURTON would like to make a Beetlejuice sequel, but has no concrete plans.

MORLEY SAFER, who has been with the CBS newsmagazine 60 Minutes since 1970, is retiring.

GAME OF THRONES: George R.R. Martin has released a new chapter from his long-awaited book Winds of Winter, which is different from the HBO series.

GENDER BIAS IN HOLLYWOOD? The U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission has begun quietly expanding its investigation into gender discrimination in Hollywood.

VENEZUELA: Soldiers fired tear gas at stone-throwing protesters as Venezuela's opposition marched to pressure electoral authorities into allowing a recall referendum against unpopular leftist President Nicolas Maduro.

RUSSIA: The post-Cold War nuclear holiday is over.

GERMANY will increase the size of its armed forces for the first time since the end of the Cold War, the country’s top defense official said on Tuesday, as Russian saber-rattling and terror fears prod Europe’s big, pacifist power to beef up its military.

IRAQ: Video footage obtained by the Guardian shows the grueling firefight between US special forces, Kurdish commandoes and Islamic State fighters this week, in which a US Navy Seal was killed. No boots on the ground though, y'all.

A RUDE WOMBAT eats corn, has epic flatulence.

AN ESCAPED BULL in Arlington, TX, was captured by a lasso-wielding cowboy.

A COW stunned German villagers when it plummeted from the sky and damaged a house.Guess they missed Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

A MAMA GOOSE summoned the police to save its gosling.

TEGAN & SARA dropped a canine-heavy video for "100x."

MODERN BASEBALL is streaming Holy Ghost.

ANDREW BIRD stopped by The Current for a chat and mini-set.

BULLY stopped by The Current for a chat and mini-set.

KING KHAN & THE SHRINES share  “Children of the World” as a single.

THE MELVINS cover The Beatles' "I Want to Tell You."

SPEEDY ORTIZ shares a "Death Note."

YACHT released a hoax sex tape and ignited a firestorm.

PRINCE had seen a Minneapolis-area doctor on the day before he died, and that doctor was at Prince's Paisley Park compound to deliver test results on the morning Prince was found dead, according to court records obtained by the Los Angeles Times.

WEEZER: Rivers Cuomo talks middle age, kids, and writing songs that resonate.

MINOR VICTORIES: Rachel Goswell talks to Stereogum about hearing loss, Mark Kozelek, and Slowdive's future.

OZZY OSBOURNE denied allegations that a relapse into drug and alcohol abuse was the cause of his split with wife Sharon Osbourne.

ORLANDO BLOOM & SELENA GOMEZ found love in the club — for at least one night.

KRISTEN STEWART talks to Variety about reinventing her carrer.

GWYNETH PALTROW's Goop features some pricey sex toys.

KRYPTON is coming to SyFy.

ADORABLE PUG PUPPIES swarm a toddler.

A PYTHON dropped from a hospital ceiling in Tacoma, WA.

CRABS find a new way to ruin sex on the beach.

ANIMALS TRAPPED in the Fort McMurray wildfire were rescued by a rebel pilot.

KING GIZZARD & THE LIZARD WIZZARD drops a video for “People-Vultures.”

GRANT LEE PHILLIPS stopped by World Cafe for a chat and mini-set.

PETER WOLF stopped by WFUV's Studio A for a mini-set of new material.

LASER BACKGROUND streams Correct.

NEKO CASE, k.d. lang & LAURA VEIRS share their "Delirium."

THE STEF CHURA BAND shares “Slow Motion."

CASSINO BAND shares an "Alabama Song" not written by Brecht-Weill.

THE SPINNERS: "Could It Be I'm Falling in Love" and  "I'll Be Around" are your Twofer Tuesday.

SANTANA talks to Morning Edition about the band's always diverse influences and dissects "Black Magic Woman."

CHEAP TRICK: The essentials, according to The A.V. Club.

FATHER JOHN MISTY talks to NME about live performance, Beyonce, Lana Del Rey and more.

MODERN BASEBALL: Putting fresh twists on 90s pop-punk.

OZZY & SHARON OSBOURNE: He's missing and she skipped her TV gig after announcing their split.

EVA MENDES & RYAN GOSLING welcome a second daughter.

THE KARDASHIANS fear what might happen if they don't embrace Blac Chyna, though she's reportedly already set the wheels in motion to become a Kardashian and profit off the new moniker.

KALEY CUOCO & RYAN SWEETING are officially divorced.

BRIE LARSON: The Oscar winner is engaged to Phantom Planet singer Alex Greenwald.

SELENA GOMEZ talks about her dating issues at Marie Claire.

SPIDER-MAN: How Tom Holland stuck the landing for the role. (minor Captain America: Civil War spoilers)

WILLIAM SCHALLERT, a familiar presence on prime-time television for decades, notably as the long-suffering father and uncle to the “identical cousins” played by Patty Duke on the hit 1960s sitcom “The Patty Duke Show,” died on Sunday in Pacific Palisades, Calif. He was 93.

NORTH KOREA expelled BBC journos after detaining them over their reporting.

IRAQ: A top U.N. envoy in Iraq said Friday more than 50 mass graves have been found in Iraq territory that was once held by the Islamic State.

AN INDIAN BUFFALO, rescued from a roof.

BRITAIN's FOREIGN OFFICE has a new chief mouser.

THE RUNNING OF THE GOATS got a little out of hand in a Kentucky town.

A FAMILIAR GREAT WHITE SHARK returns to the Jersey Shore, perhaps to visit the (defunct) Sand Bar. What say you, Police Chief Brody?