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The Replacements, Cover Art, Art Brut and a Penguin on the Thames?   Printer-friendly page   Send this story to someone
Monday, April 03, 2006 - 08:00 AM
Posted by: kbade

Karl

ROBERT POLLARD, as anyone who saw GbV might guess, was not happy with Chicago's new anti-smoking ordinance Friday night: "I can't smoke... that means I'll just have to drink more tequila!" Of course, a few moments later, Pollard was engaging in civil disobedience with a cigarette passed up from the crowd -- the first of many. While Pollard put a good dent in a bottle of Cuervo (and a number of bottles of beer, noting you must drink from brown bottles, not green or clear), he was not quite as drinky as in the last stages of GbV. And his band was not drinky at all. For his first solo tour, Bob has assembled a crack unit, including Superchunk's drummer and Tommy Keene -- who spent the evening putting the POWER in power-pop, relishing the role of guitar god in the Pollard pantheon. The sweat poured off of Keene; at o­ne point, he did a Beatlesque head shake that resembled a dog coming in from the rain. What the band lacked the reckless, drunken abandon of GbV, it made up for with power, precision and giddiness of helping Bob through a set consisting of big chunks of From A Compound Eye, prior solo obscurities, and a few from Pollard's next album, due in October -- a tune called "Supernatural Car Lover" being my pick to click. The encore featured muscular takes from the GbV songbook, including "Gold Star For Robot Boy," "My Valuable Hunting Knife" (with Tommy layeering o­n the jangle), "My Kind of Soldier" and the anthemic closer, "Don't Stop Now." Jennings at rbally is killing music with downloads from Pollard's gig at the 40 Watt in Athens. In four different parts. Or you could stream them from the Hype Machine, though I think you would have to turn it up to eleven to get the full effect.

THE REPLACEMENTS: The quasi-reunion reported last week seems to have created a renewed interest in the infamous Mpls. band o­n the Internet. Jennings at rbally is killing music with a bootleg recorded at the 7th St Entry in Minneapolis, o­n July 1st, 1985. More law-abiding types can stream it now from the Hype Machine. Jennings also points us to Heather Browne, who is killing music with a boatload of Westerberg and Replacements B-sides, which is a very good thing for those who care what's o­n the flip side of a record. Plus, there's an amusing post (with some more killing) o­n Replacements vs. Raconteurs at the wonderfully-titled Bronson vs. God blog. It's almost enough to make an aging hipster feel less pathetic.

MY LIFE IN THE BUSH OF GHOSTS: David Byrne and Brian Eno are offering complete and total access to original tracks of their influential collaboration for remix and sampling under a Creative Commons license, with a remix website to follow.

THE DEATH OF COVER ART: Jon Pratt and I were talking about it when he and Naomi came to town a while ago; now it's the Denver Post.

TRIBUTE ALBUMS are coming for Big Star and Pet Sounds. The Independent surveys the genre and lists a Best and Worst Five.

DRIVE-BY TRUCKERS: Patterson Hood explains the title of the band's upcoming A Blessing and a Curse, an album Manchester o­nlline says has "tracks that echo and transcend rock'n'roll heroes like the Replacements, Creedence and The Stones."

COLIN MELOY of the Decemberists and others tell Paste about the first concerts each ever attended.

THE ROLLING STONES would probably prefer to forget their Kellogg's Rice Krispies commercial from the 1960s.

ART BRUT lead singer Eddie Argos talks to ChartAttack about songwriting, SXSW and discovering Sparks beer. You can stream a couple of cool tracks from MySpace and a live set from WFMU.

DISAPPOINTED! Stylus lists the "Top Ten Songs That Donít Live Up To Their Titles."

THE 100 GREATEST BRITISH CLASSIC ROCK ALBUMS EVER, according to NME. So why the Irish and Aussie bands?

MORRISSEY talks to the Sun about moving to Rome and working with producer Tony Visconti (David Bowie, T.Rex) and composer Ennio Morricone.

FLAMING LIPS frontman Wayne Coyne talks to the Sun about living in Oklahoma and going for a more rocking sound after doing a cover of The White Stripesí "Seven Nation Army."

PETE DOHERTY-KATE MOSS UPDATE: The supposedly sober supermodel dropped her libel suit against Channel Five after she came under pressure to sign a Statement of Truth denying taking cocaine in the famed Mirror pictures. Under British law, she will now be stuck with a £60,000 legal bill. Meanwhile, road safety activists are wondering why the troubled singer is downing methadone and hopping into another in his series of cheap Jaguars.

BRADGELINA: Jolie is thinking about writing her autobiography or perhaps it's just a book about motherhood. Seaking of which, Jolie is arguing with Pitt over whether to let four-year-old Maddox get a tattoo. Plus, the couple is looking at buying a pad in the Dominican Republic.

WEEKEND BOX OFFICE: Ice Age 2 did boffo biz, raking in an estimated 70 million. The final numbers may put it in the stratosphere with The Incredibles and Shrek 2. Spike Lee's Inside Man came in second (albeit a distant second). I saw it last weekend and recommend it to anyone who fancies a good heist movie. ATL debuted in third. Basic Instinct 2 bombed like a WMD, taking in a paltry 3.2 million.

JESSICA SIMPSON: Will the pneumatic blonde reconcile with Nick Lachey?

DAVID HASSELHOFF reconciling with his wife? Is Pamela hooked o­n a feeling?

TOM-KAT UPDATE: Life & Style says Holmes may give birth without Cruise present. Hey, he was there when the baby was conceived, wasn't he? Will the Tom-Kitten be a boy or a girl? the standard punchline is "yes," but does it work when Cruise is involved?

NICOLE KIDMAN may be able to get her wacky Scientological marriage to Cruise annulled, which would clear the way for a church wedding to Keith Urban.

LINDSAY LOHAN is planning to become the latest celebrity recruit of the Kabbalah, because she needs something to get her through life's difficulties.

DENISE RICHARDS may have ditched wacky Charlie Sheen, but will she do much better with Tommy Lee as a matchmaker?

BIFF! BAM! POW! The classic Batman o­nomatopoeia... and some less-well known, such as "ZLOPP!"

AGING HIPSTERS are killing off the generation gap. There's a related piece o­n indie yuppies in the Oregonian.

GEORGE MICHAEL may be barred from entering the US after receiving a police warning for possessing marijuana. Keep your fingers crossed!

JESSICA ALBA rarely needs to go shopping for clothes because designers send her stuff. Designers thinking about dressing Jessica Alba does tend to promote certain sterotypes about fashion designers. NTTAWWT.

PINK syas that kissing Terminatrix Kristanna Loken -- who recently publicly declared herself bisexual -- was better than kissing her new husband.

CARMEN ELECTRA, who has been treating hubby Dave Navarro with a rhinestone whip and rhinestone handcuffs to keep things spicy, told Jay Leno she is installing an aerial circus hoop in her home so that she can thrill hubby Dave with X-rated circus tricks... and felt compelled to demonstrate. She must buy the the old adage that no matter how beautiful a woman may look, there's always a guy who is tired of her. Or the old adage about insecure actresses.

NANOTECH, like most emerging technologies, is producing a "patent land grab" as firms and researchers race to secure protection for early-stage commercial applications... or to create license fee generating positions that may thwart commercialization.

IRAQ: Bill Roggio suggests that the perception of rising violence in Baghdad, transmitted by the media, leads to an overall perception of Iraq that is inaccurate. He also looks at calls from an independent group and a senior representative of the SCIRI to oust Jaafari to step down as nominee for prime minister, so he may be o­n the way out. At ITM, Mohammed writes that a unity gov't must be formed quicly, as there are signs that religious hardliners may want to declare jihad against the US presence and moderate Iraqi politicians.

IRAN tested stealth missiles as part of a week of naval wargames that started o­n Friday. Not to worry though -- US intell and terrorism experts say they believe Iran would respond to US military strikes o­n its nuclear sites by carrying out terrorist attacks worldwide.

ABC PRODUCER SUSPENDED over a pair of leaked e-mails slamming Pres. Bush and Madeleine Albright.

A PENGUIN o­n THE THAMES? The story ran in London's Sun on April 1st. Which means it's about as likely as Coldplay's Chris Martin writing a song for the Tories, which rn as a report by "Olaf Priol" in London's Guardian.

KILLER BEES are headed to Kansas. So if you're thinking about moving there, you may want to do a rethink.

CROSS THE BOXER proves the old saying about not letting dogs operate paper shredders.

WANDERING WANDA is one wild turkey, having eluded the police in a Kentucky suburb for about two months.

LEOPARDS are not allowed to attend middle school in India.

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Replacements, 50 Free MP3s, Purple Polar Bear, Robot Moose and Squirrel   Printer-friendly page   Send this story to someone
Friday, March 31, 2006 - 08:00 AM
Posted by: kbade

Karl

THE WEEKEND STARTS HERE...

...with bootleg video of Robert Pollard playing "Love Is Stronger Than Witchcraft" in Lexington, KY. Ken King and I will be seeing him in Chicago tonght.

FRIDAY TIMEWASTER: WEBoggle.

REPLACEMENTS REUNION UPDATE: It looks like the 'Mats recorded two new tracks for the Rhino comp. Pitchfork also has details o­n the forthcoming box set, which looks to have cool video.

MATT POND talks to the Anchorage Daily News about years of touring and improving: "We're getting closer and closer to closing the distance between who we are and what we mean to say or mean to play." You can stream a few of Matt Pond PA's indie pop tunes via MySpace.

BONO was thought to be the front-runner in a multi-million pound deal to buy a stake in the back catalog of Nirvana from Courtney Love. But it's been sold to Larry Mestel of Primary Wave Music Publishing, former COO/GM of Virgin Records.

BLAKE SENNETT, like a lot of people, likes sad lyrics and happy music. You can stream four and download o­ne from The Elected (his non-Rilo Kiley project) at MySpace.

SCOTT McCAUGHEY, touring with (as) the Minus 5, says the band is backing Robyn Hitchcock and John Wesley Harding o­n their next albums. And he's apparently not done with the Young Fresh Fellows, either...

50 BANDS, 50 FREE MP3s: Stereogum hooks you up to plenty 'o' indie goodness, including tracks from Rogue Wave, Neko Case, Drive-By Truckers, Shearwater, Starlight Mints, Exene Cervenka, Saturday Looks Good To Me and many more. Scroll down into the comments and you'll even find a link for The Pushtwangers, the Swedish band Music Works vets will remember for their album with the peel-off dress.

SEEN YOUR VIDEO: The Flaming Lips drop the video for "The Yeah Yeah Yeah Song." The song is from the upcoming At War With the Mystics, which London's Guardian really likes, but the Village Voice really doesn't. And I just found an alternate video of "Bohemian Rhapsody" from the crowd o­n a cruise ship, with better audio than the SXSW version.

ROBERT CHRISTGAU doesn't review the Flaming Lips in his latest Consumer Guide, but you'll want to read it, anyway.

ARCTIC MONKEYS not o­nly have a new EP ready to go, but also have about ten more songs ready for the second album.

CENTRO-MATIC: "Patience for the Ride," from Fort Recovery, makes Song of the Day at NPR.

QUARTERLY REPORT: I view part of my mission here as making aging hipsters seem less pathetic. Thus, three months into 2006, I check in with Metacritic's top-scorers to date and find that I have done fairly well at keeping y'all abreast of what's now and happening in the world of music.

PETE DOHERTY UPDATE: The troubled singer has gone through eight old Jaguars in eight weeks. He parks them illegally and buys a new o­ne when they get towed.

KEIRA KNIGHTLEY: Beau (and co-star) Rupert Friend drank up a storm at her birthday party and he's reportedly taking her o­n a month-long drinking binge around the US as a gift.

NOW SHOWING: This week's wide releases are the sequel Ice Age: The Meltdown (currently 61 percent Fresh o­n the Tomatometer), the B-movie homage Slither (a surprising-to me 88 percent Fresh), the Southern coming-of-age drama ATL (57 percent Rotten overall, but 64 percent Fresh with the "Cream of the Crop" critics) and Basic Instinct 2 (11 percent Rotten) which is opening o­n a mere 1,453 screens. Two rockumentaries, Awesome: I F%!#in' Shot That (The Beastie Boys, as recorded by fans) and The Devil and Daniel Johnston, which I mentioned yesterday, open in very limited release.

WHITNEY HOUSTON: In the wake of yesterday's cracktastic tabloid headlines, it's no shock to discover that the singer is broke and evicted.

NAOMI CAMPBELL with echoes of Russell Crowe, is arrested and charged with felony assault for allegedly attacking her housekeeper with a cellphone.

GWYNETH AND GUINNESS: Some were agape at the pregnant Paltrow downing a pint at a hip NYC sushi bar. But some experts recommend a little Guinness for expecting mothers, because of the brew's high iron content.

STACEY'S MOM will probably be a free woman by the time you read this.

SIENNA MILLER, naked with another woman and a couple of horses? What more could anyone ask for, except a link to the NSFW video?

BRITNEY SPEARS: Ex-beau Justin Timberlake believes that Spenderline is "gross," according to Star magazine. Really going out o­n a limb for that o­ne, Justin.

CARS: The next feature from Pixar -- o­nce rumored to be a troubled production -- gets a good advance review from an attendee at ShoWest.

LOVE MONKEY: The show about a 30-something music scout that o­nly I watched will be seen o­n VH1 in April.

LOST fans will be poring over this diagram like it's the Rosetta Stone.

MATT LeBLANC: Series cancelled, marriage cancelled. He won't be there for you.

VICTORIA SILVSTEDT: No, the Victoria's Secret supermodel didn't visit the trout pout doctor -- that's the work of a hockey puck.

CHARLIE SHEEN is miffed that people don't buy his 9/11 conspiracy theories. He says: "Do a little research o­n Building Seven. Building Seven lives at the epicenter of my entire debate." Okay, having read the interim report o­n Building Seven from the National Institute of Standards and Technology (previewed here) and discussion of the issue by folks who know physics and engineering, I conclude that Sheen is still a wackjob. Sheen adds: "A CNN poll at the time of this writing currently sits at 84 percent IN SUPPORT of my views." He's referring to a poll o­n the CNN website, which has no scientific validity -- big surprise there. Chuck, folks aren't pointing out that you were expelled from high school to avoid the issue, but to point out that people with expertise in physics, engineering, etc. are more qualified than you to render opinions about what causes a building to collapse. To put it in terms Sheen would understand, "Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here."

NANOTECH is already a part of 200 everyday items.

CULT OF THE iPod: Fearing lawsuits over lost hearing, Apple issued a software update Wednesday for the Nano and the video iPod that allows users to set how loud their digital music players can go.

IRAQ: The Iraqi commander during a controversial raid by American and Iraq forces says accusations that US forces killed innocent civilians in Sunday's raid o­n a building in Baghdad were "not true." A Soldier's Dad looks at a map of the violence in Baghdad and finds it decreasing and concentrated in specific neighborhoods.

CARTOON JIHAD: A group of 27 Danish Muslim organizations have filed a defamation lawsuit against the newspaper that first published the carricatures of Prophet Muhammed. Borders and Waldenbooks, fearing for the safety of their customers and employees, will not stock the April-May issue of Free Inquiry magazine because it contains the cartoons.

A PURPLE POLAR BEAR and a pink dolphin are among Hemmy's Top Ten Strangest Animals.

SQUIRREL steals a college student's ID card. The student's complaint irks a bureaucrat with Residential Life. The good news? I just saved a lot of money o­n car insurance.

ROBOT MOOSE: Bullwinkle nabs a man attempting to kill an endangered species. Nothing up my sleeve... presto!

A BENGAL TIGER weighing 300 pounds or more stalks Cullman County, Alabama.

PUPPY RESCUE: Chicago firefighters broke through a 10-inch concrete wall to rescue a puppy trapped between two downtown buildings.

DON'T PLAY WITH YOUR SNAKE while driving.

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Saturday by Ian McEwan (review by Karl)   Printer-friendly page   Send this story to someone
Friday, March 31, 2006 - 01:00 AM
Posted by: kbade

Books

NOTE: If you're here for the usual stuff, fear not -- it's right below this entry, though music fans should read this review. OTOH, if you came her directly for the review, check the home page and poke around a bit!

Ian McEwan's Saturday was the March selection for Amber Taylor's Blog Book Club. Before review day, we alreay know that Amber liked it a lot, and it's not tough to understand why. The book's protagonist, neurosurgeon Henry Perowne, has a number of qualities she (and I) would like. He's intelligent and rational. He's also professional without being coldly clinical; outside work, he has both love and libido for his wife, with no thought of straying. He's trying to cultivate a love of literature and poetry -- the latter playing a recurring role, as both his father-in-law and his daughter are poets. In fact, poetry plays a crucial role in this chronicle of February 15, 2003, as experienced by Henry. Moreover, the contrast between craft and the creation of artistic beauty is a sub-theme of the book.

Ironically, I suspect that Henry might not like Saturday. After his daughter Daisy gets him to read Anna Karenina and Madame Bovary, he does not believe they amounted to much: "The details were apt and convincing enough, but surely not so very difficult to marshal if you were halfway observant and had the patience to write them all down. These books were the products of steady, workmanlike accumulation." That could be a desciption of this book as well, as McEwen taps directly into the inner monolgue of a man who spends his day inside the heads of other people in a more literal sense. At times, the flow of detail threatens to overwhelm; McEwan spent two years observing a brain surgeon and lets you know he did his homework. But even these passages never become o­nerous because they fit so well with the way we know Perowne's own mind works. In the less technical passages (the vast majority of the book), the reader can be carried with the ebb and flow of Perowne's day, much like the twists and turns of his quash match with a colleague. I rarely felt that McEwan was having to stretch to spend an entire novel o­n o­ne day.

The first thing I learned about Perowne from the book jacket was that he is a contented man, an observation borne out in the book. Saturday would ordinarily be Perowne's most contented day, but the main theme of Saturday is the ways in which events conspire against that contentment, starting with an omen in the early morning sky and drawing ever closer to Perowne as the day unfolds. The events can be as global as post-9/11 anxieties and divisions over the looming invasion of Iraq (the day in question is o­ne of the massive anti-war protests in London, where the tale is set) -- about which Perowne is profoundly ambivalent. Indeed, Perowne finds himself the contrarian when others speak of it, leaning against when listening to his prowar colleague Jay, and for it when confronted by his daughter.

Some may be tempted to see the events of Perowne's day as a metaphor for the larger post-9/11 issues. Is the way Perowne treats his antagonist meant to suggest the way the West has treated the Islamic world? Is McEwan suggesting the latter has defects like those of Perowne's antagonist? Fortunately, McEwan doesn't telegraph any such intent and lets the story exist o­n a more human level.

As interesting as those meditations may be, I, as a music enthusiast, found myself lingering o­n the subtheme of artistic creation. Perowne's son, Theo, is a blues musician who was partially mentored by Jack Bruce of Cream. Thus, in the midst of Perowne's rationalism, the reader is periodically surprised by references to John Lee Hooker or the Graham Bond Organisation. And my favorite passage in the book may be when Perowne's rationalism is suspended as Theo's band rehearses a new song:

"He lets it engulf him. There are those rare moments when musicians together touch something sweeter than theyve ever found before in rehearsals or performance, beyond the merely collaborative or technically proficient, when their expression becomes as easy and graceful as friendship or love. This is when they give us a glimpse of what we might be, of our best selves, and of an impossible world in which you give everything you have to others, but lose nothing of yourself. Out in the real world there exist detailed plans, visionary projects for peaceable realms, all conflicts resolved, happiness for everyone, for ever -- mirages for which people are prepared to die or kill. Christ's kingdom o­n earth, the worker's paradise, the ideal Islamic state. But o­nly in music, and o­nly o­n rare occasions, does the curtain actually lift o­n this dream of community, and it's tantalizingly conjured, before fading away with the last notes."

With prose like that, the fact that the song being played is remarkably un-bluesy to advance another theme of the story is a nitpick.

There should be be more reviews and discussion at Prettier Than Napoleon later on Friday. Next month's selection is Neil Gaiman's Anansi Boys, should you like to follow along.

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The Replacements, Drive-By Truckers, Guillemots and Dog Thongs   Printer-friendly page   Send this story to someone
Thursday, March 30, 2006 - 08:00 AM
Posted by: kbade

Karl

THE REPLACEMENTS were back in the studio to record a track for the upcoming Replacements box set. Coolfer Glenn also has a link to the trailer for a Replacements movie, Color Me Obsessed -- Fans Remember The Replacements.

DRIVE-BY TRUCKERS: Filter has a free download of "Gravity's Gone," another advance track from A Blessing and a Curse, which comes out in April. Nifty!

WHO'S LEFT: Pete Townsend announces that he and Roger Daltrey will be dropping The Glass Household EP in June, before the Who hits the road. It's a Maxi-single, or a Mini-opera, or something like that.

NIKKI SUDDEN: His last known interview is posted at musicisnotdead.com.

SLEATER-KINNEY drummer Janet Weiss shuffles her iPod for the A.V. Club. First up is Led Zeppelin's "Bron-Y-Aur Stomp:" "What drummer doesn't like Led Zeppelin? True, there are some, but we're not going to pay attention to them."

OF MONTREAL frontman Kevin Barnes talks to Flagpole about getting personal and plans for the band's next album.

SEEN YOUR VIDEO: With Gary Numan being forced to sell his airplane by his wife, he will be spending more time... in "Cars." It's the o­nly way to live.

NEKO CASE: With her tour kicking off in the Twin Cities, Citypages debates her country cred. Her greyhound is peeking into the pic at the link, too. NPR has an audio feature with streaming selections from Fox Confessor Brings the Flood.

THE NATIONAL got career advice from The Boss, who is a fan of the band.

DANIEL JOHNSON: Pitchfork runs a lengthy feature following the bipolar musician and artist to the Whitney Museum of American Art, where some of his drawings grace the biennial. There's also a bunch about The Devil and Daniel Johnston, a documentary that's set to premier at the end of March.

BB KING, still going strong at 80, gets a glowing profile in London's Independent. Turns out "BB" was his DJ name... who knew? (Put your hand down, Sylvia.)

GUILLEMOTS talk to London's Guardian about a number of things, such as radio's refusal to play their single: "There's apparently too much going o­n in the song for daytime radio -- it'll distract people," says frontman Fyfe Dangerfield, exasperated. "I think distracting people is the point of making music." You can hear "We're Here" and more via MySpace.

PETE DOHERTY-KATE MOSS UPDATE: Morrissey blames supposedly sober supermodel Moss for dragging troubled singer Doherty down to her level. Doherty attacks the paparazzi with a golf umbrella, while Moss attacks them with her handbag later the same day.

WHITNEY HOUSTON, you have a problem. Hubby Bobby Brown's sister tells the National Enquirer how Whitney spends days locked in her bedroom amid piles of garbage smoking crack, using sex toys to satisfy herself and ignoring personal hygiene. Pictures, too.

BRITNEY SPEARS is getting sued by three former bodyguards for allegedly stiffing them o­n overtime pay. She will be making Will & Grace a little worse tonight.

TOM-KAT UPDATE: Cruise has reportedly given Holmes an MP3 player loaded with mellow music to help her do the Scientological silent birth thing.

HEATHER LOCKLEAR and RICHIE SAMBORA reconciling? Maybe. Sambora broke his arm? Definitely. Sadly, no Bon Jovi tour dates will be cancelled.

JAMES GANDOLFINI has reportedly fallen off the wagon and been caught canoodling with someone other than his gal pal.

GWYNETH PALTROW was apparently joking about naming her next baby Mortimer, promising she will name the boy something even sillier. Okay, I'm joking about that last part... I think.

SHARON STONE is "off the idea of therapy." Who could tell? BTW, Sharon, if you walk around saying all shrinks are crazy, you can expect a call from Tom Cruise.

TERI HATCHER and RYAN SEACREST: Caught canoodling by the cameras.

NICOLETTE SHERIDAN: Her ex-fiance juices the sour grapes, claiming that "as soon as the ring is o­n her finger, she stops wanting to have sex." Of course, maybe it was just him, but as she's now engaged to Michael Bolton, we can hope not.

BRADGELINA: I haven't seen it o­nline yet, but heard Pitt's rep denying the rumor that Jolie took the kids and stormed out of their Paris pad for hours after a big fight. (2nd item)

JESSICA SIMPSON is getting cozy with Dane Cook, her co-star in Employee of the Month. Her future ex, Nick Lachey was spotted with Entertainment Tonight's Vanessa Minnillo. The pneumatic blonde ups the ante by having her flack say that she's exploring adopting a child. Can a UN Ambassadorship be far behind?

ROB REINER, accused of abusing his role as head of a California commission by spending state funds to promote a campaign to fund preschool, resigned from the job Wednesday. Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger praised Reiner's work.

KRISTANNA LOKEN: The Terminatrix is bisexual. NTTAWWT, though it's a bit disappointing to learn that her breasts don't really inflate.

IRAQ: The connection between political wrangling over the formation of the Iraqi government and the current sectarian violence is addressed by The Belmont Club, Iraq The Model's Mohammed, and Bill Roggio.

IRAN: The UN Security Council unanimously called o­n Tehran to halt uranium enrichment work within 30 days, or else the members will have to argue over what, if anything, they feel like doing about it. And that's likely to happen as Iran (and other Mideast dictatorships) think they can wait out the US.

NSA SURVEILLANCE: The New York Times runs a story that former Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court judges voiced skepticism at a Senate hearing about the president's constitutional authority to order warrantless wiretapping o­n Americans. The Washington Times runs a story that former Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court judges told the Senate Judiciary Committee that President Bush did not act illegally. At PowerLine, John Hindraker read the transcript of the hearing and concludes that the WashTimes story was arguably overstated and the NYT story badly misled its readers. And the AP story is worse.

DOGS are a booming market, from GPS collars and cellphones to deodorizing thongs.

CAT TRAPPED BEHIND A WALL summons a rescuer with a hoarse meow and by waving a paw through a hole in the wallboard.

AND THERE WERE COWS allllll over the highway. When the AP reports, "The extent of the injuries are not yet known," it's not clear whether they mean to people or to the cows.

BIRD POOP brings down the roof in Peoria.

LLAMAS are teaching K-4 in Riverview, FL, as part of the "No Llama Left Behind" program.

KOALA BEARS are harder to steal than a crocodile.

ROOSTER PIERCES GIRL'S THROAT: There was a a concern about blockage of airways. I'm restraining myself from rewriting the headline.

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The Magic Numbers, Tommy Keene, Band of Horses, Buck the Pug   Printer-friendly page   Send this story to someone
Wednesday, March 29, 2006 - 08:00 AM
Posted by: kbade

Karl

KURT COBAIN: Smells Like Teen Action Figure. Oh, listen... you can hear him spinning now...

THE BEATLES: Politically correct anti-smoking police have chopped off two of Ringo's fingers in their proto-Stalinist zeal to Photoshop the coffin nails from the photos used for the forthcoming Capitol Albums Vol. 2 compilation.

THE MAGIC NUMBERS may be known for their sunny, country-tinged, harmonic pop, but singer Romeo Stodart claims Neil Young's On the Beach and Nick Drake's Pink Moon as influences also. You can check out their sampler to hear why Brian Wilson is a big fan.

WELCOME to my ol' college roomie Dale, who found the site just a few days ago, missing some classic Hogzilla stories...

BOB DYLAN & JOHHNY CASH: If you missed their lost album last time someone was killing music, An Aquarium Drunkard tempts you again.

TOMMY KEENE is putting out his first studio album in four years and solo touring after he's done backing Robert Pollard o­n tour. He also talks to PopMatters about Pollard, Paul Westerberg and songwriting generally.

THE SILVER JEWS: Reclusive songwriter David Berman may have decided to do his first tour because "I'd done all the things I wanted to do, so I started doing the things I didn't want to do." But in Ann Arbor, Berman seems to have warmed to the road, saying the shows "changed my mind about everything, because in all of my equations, I didn't count o­n o­ne thing and that was all of you people."

MORRISSEY is boycotting Canada because of the whole clubbing baby seals thing. And manages to work in an over-the-top Nazi analogy while he's at it. Canadians respond.

SEEN YOUR VIDEO: I found myself in the mood for "Here Comes Your Man" from the Pixies, so here it is.

MARGOT & THE NUCLEAR SO AND SO'S get some local love from the Indianapolis Star, which reports -- among other things -- that the band is partly named for Gwyneth Paltrow's character in the quirky film The Royal Tenenbaums. The band's album is streaming in its entirety this week from AOL Music.

THE FLAMING LIPS frontman talks to the San Francisco Chronicle about taking up the mantle of the MC5 and how difficult it is to do his laundry.

DUSTY SPRINGFIELD was so racked with self-doubt that she recorded the vocals for Dusty In Memphis in NYC, according to Atlantic Records' legendary Jerry Wexler.

BAND OF HORSES: The band's debut album, Everything All The Time is getting generally favorable reviews and is streaming in Windows format from MSN (Thanks, Brooklyn Vegan)

BILLY BRAGG is offering an exclusive download through the London Guardian titled, "The Lonesome Death of Rachel Corrie." It should be noted that the circumstances of Corrie's death are hotly disputed at best, with evidence suggesting that the group to which she belonged is not as big o­n non-violence as it claim to be and works with Hamas, Islamic Jihad and similar groups. A senior member of Islamic Jihad who planned several suicide attacks was arrested in the group's office. An article in Mother Jones magazine described Corrie as "deluded" and an "idiot," as well as noting that her group misled the media about the circumstances of her death. As Billy wrote years ago, "There are two sides to every story."

RHETT MILLER: The Old 97s frontman gives "Five Rules of Good Composition" to Paste magazine. You can hear his latest, The Believer, in its entirety, via MySpace.

TOM-KAT UPDATE: Holmes, who celebrated her baby shower at the Hollywood Scientology Center o­n Saturday, will be helped through labor with Scientology cue cards posted around the couple's Beverly Hills mansion. Meanwhile Cruise was reportedly urging his ex, Nicole Kidman, to dump Keith Urban.

WILMER VALDERRAMA of That 70's Show dished dirt o­n his near-countless Hollywood liasons o­n the Howard Stern show. He claims that that he took Mandy Moore's virginity and that Ashlee Simpson is a screamer (What? No lip-syncing?). But he never had the Alba. Tons more dirt at the link.

GIRLS GONE WILD mogul Joe Francis wants to buy Playboy.

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS has been remade as a two-part, four-hour miniseries for ABC. The special effects will probably be good, but how good could it possibly be without Edward G. Robinson?

THE VILLAGE PEOPLE: Victor Willis, who dressed as the policeman in the band, has been arrested again after disappearing while drug and gun charges against him were pending.

SEAN PENN tells The New Yorker he has a plastic doll of columnist Ann Coulter that he likes to abuse when angry: "We violate her. There are cigarette burns in some funny places." Call him Mr. Peaceful.

SHARON STONE is adamant teenagers should be prepared to engage in oral sex: "Young people talk to me about what to do if they're being pressed for sex? I tell them oral sex is a hundred times safer than vaginal or anal sex. If you're in a situation where you cannot get out of sex, offer a blow job. I'm not embarrassed to tell them." Stone also says Sen. Hillary Clinton should wait to run for US President because she's too sexy. Insert Lewinsky joke here. Stone further claims she has no interest in doing Basic Instinct 3, which is a good thing, based o­n the few advance reviews for Basic Instinct 2.

KATE MOSS is warning actress Lindsay Lohan about the dangers of drug and alcohol abuse. Was this before or after the two went pole-dancing across NYC? And was it before or after the supposedly sober supermodel's 21-hour bender?

OCEAN'S 13 looks ready to roll. It may be more entertaining than Brad Pitt talking about buildings and food. Maybe.

GARFLECK: Someone o­n AOL has a picture of Jennifer Garner and Violet.

ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT is probably dead. Though a tentative deal was struck to move the show from Fox to Showtime, creator Mitch Hurwitz says he will not be continuing with the series. "Of course, if there was enough money in it, I would have happily abandoned the fans' need for quality. But as it turns out, there wasn't," he said.

JESSICA SIMPSON: Future ex Nick Lachey now taunts her with rumors that he's seeing the similarly buxom blonde (and devout Christian) Kristin Chenoweth.

SEEN YOUR VIDEO II: The Sound of Young America posts an interview and Q & A session lost for 30 years that four Pythons did at public TV station KERA in Dallas, which was the first to air the Flying Circus in the US.

IRAQ: Bill Roggio rounds up independent ops by the Iraqi Army and Al Qaeda attacks -- o­ne successful and o­ne failed. Kimberly Johnson of USA Today blogs an Iraqi-led operation in Hawijah. Bill Roggio rounds up divisions within the Shiite political bloc. The AP reports o­n slow recruiting in Ramadi (without mentioning there was already successful police recruiting there). There was more successful Iraqi Army recruitment in Qaim, a former insurgent hotbed. At Healing Iraq, Zayed writes about Mahdi army militiamen lynching a local Imam in Baghdad, with frustration that shows how fragile the situation there remains.

OUR FRIENDS, THE SAUDIS are working secretly o­n a nuclear program, with help from our friends in Pakistan. Meanwhile, the head of the Arab League called o­n Arab states Tuesday to work toward "entering the nuclear club" by developing atomic energy -- because they cannot afford to be dependent o­n Mideast oil, y'know.

BUCK THE PUG was as good as dead, with three broken legs. He was saved by the Internet.

DOG OWNERS can get licensed in Vienna.

LEWIS THE CAT was slapped with a restraining order after attacking the Avon lady in Fairfield, CT.

A FOUR-FOOT-LONG GATOR turned up in a garage in Ft. Myers, FL. An 82-year-old homeowner says he tried to shoo it with a broom -- then sprayed it with a garden hose -- but the gator didn't leave until three other people prodded it to move o­n to a lake.

A FEMALE SHRIMP-LIKE CREATURE may get some after 200 million years. Now that's a slump.

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