Karl MORE POWERFUL THAN A LOCOMOTIVE: The Incredibles beats The Polar Express by a two-to-one margin. Dreamworks execs must be asking themselves why they didn’t schedule the train’s departure for closer to Thanksgiving.
WASHINGTON STATE: When it comes to vote-counting, is Washington the new Florida?
NANOTECH SAFETY RESEARCH: Certainly, Jon Pratt would no better than I whether this is scientifically necessary.
Either way, it’s probably politically necessary.
BILL & HILLARY CLINTON are battling behind the scenes to install longtime political operative Harold Ickes as the
new chairman of the Democratic National Committee. “This is the first test of whether the Clintons can keep
their grip on the party,” said one Democrat.
McDONALDS IN JAPAN: I’m Lovin’ It.
PRETTY GIRLS DON’T RIDE THE SUBWAY?
RED BANK, TENNESSEE: The business owner charged with spanking two women employees has been hospitalized after a possible suicide
attempt.
NORWAY’S COAST PARTY proposes outlawing bestiality after the Norwegian Federation for Animal Protection gets a phone call from a young girl seeking a legal
opinion.
WHAT HAPPENED TO STEVE BUSCEMI’S PARTNER IN FARGO really happened to Miguel Marquez in San Jose
ROCHESTER, NH: A mother and her boyfriend were arrested and her three children put into state custody after she threatened to sacrifice at least
one of the children inside a Church.
ROBODUMP: Kevin Kelm is a mad
scientist.
