LONG COMPUTER USE may be linked to eye disease, so you should skip the rest of this.
LOCAL PRIDE: A Chicago “man” sues his neighbor for breaking up his marriage. Would it surprise you to learn that this 44 year-old lives in the basement of his mother's Southwest Side home?
THE LADYKILLERS: Reading this story, I could not help but think of the remake (although the original is superior).
ACTION NEWS APTLY NAMED: Local news sweeps stunts hit a new low as WOIO's Sharon Reed takes part in a mass nude photograph.
NO WONDER SIX FEET UNDER IS GOING UNDER!
KURT COBAIN'S HALLUCINATORY RAMBLINGS can be yours for a mere 12- 14 thousand bucks!
LADIES: Keep your men out of the Apple store.
BOB DYLAN has threatened to sue the producers of a movie about tragic Andy Warhol protégé Edie Sedgwick, because the script has him in a mad affair with drug victim Sedgwick.
LAist interviews Salon's TV columnist, Heather Havrilesky. I always preferred her early work for Suck.com, but there's a bit of that feel at her Rabbit Blog, which also has a work-unsafe title.
SEVENTEEN magazine has gotten religion.
WILLIAM SAFIRE will semi-retire from the New York Times in January 2005, but will still be writing about language for Sundays.
VARIETY gadfly Peter Bart addresses Red vs. Blue State media with a pun beneath even me:“The only distinction between Red and Blue is this: While porn-watchers on the East and West Coasts have switched to DVDs, the heartland still covets its VHS format. That distinction, perhaps, defines the truly rigid conservative.”
QUEER EYE FOR THE ANCHORGUY: CBS has ordered a makeover for Dan Rather. But that won't stop rather from spouting bizzare similes that sound like Andy Griffith channeling Hunter S. Thompson.
DONOVAN EXCITED: Researcher claims to have found ruins of Atlantis.
PUBLISHER of California's Anderson Valley Advertiser sells it for what he originally paid, moves to Eugene, Oregon to avoid “the beautiful people.”
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: How To Tell If Your Prostitute Is An Extraterrestrial.