LUCKILY, it was a pretty slow "news" day, even if it wasn't a slow news day.
Anyway, Things:
MAROON 5 will be the halftime performers at the 2019 Super Bowl.
JULIE CHEN, a/k/a Mrs. Les Moonves, will remain the host of Big Brother.
BRAD PITT has been spending quite a bit of quality time with his kids amid a contentious custody battle with Angelina Jolie.
JOHN OLIVER and his wife Kate Norley are the proud parents of a second son.
KRISTEN BELL sparks up in front of her sober husband.
SPACE JAM 2: LeBron James has set Ryan Coogler (Black Panther) to produce the sequel.
SUKI WATERHOUSE shot someone while filming a movie.
MARVEL is reportedly working up an all-femalle superhero TV drama with the writer of Wonder Woman.
CHEVY CHASE is 74, sober, and ready… but no one wants to work with him.
I should be back for the full platter headed into the weekend. Knock on wood.